the ' plague ' is just a placated state of mind, okay? hashtag Built Different, as the sparklings may say. gen S .
i will simply continue to work through it. 100
~β
( leaning against a ship's doorframe, arms crossed, helm tilted against the door's side.
he's got theories brewing around his helm.
but he's not sure mecha would like to hear them . .
audials twitch rhythmically against the door like drummer's sticks . )
~β
drawing delicate lines over the prints his pedemarks have left then pacing in a swift circle
... EGADS!!
HIS PEDEPRINTS HAVE BEEN RUINED!
WHO DARED BESMIRCH HIS EVIDENCE??
nevertheless
he retraces his pedeprints on the ground AGAIN.
then paces in a circle, thinking
EGADS!
WHO BESMIRCHED HIS PED-
~β
BULLOCKS ..!!
he's left his favorite
Thinking Monocles scattered all about .....
HE USES THOSE TO HELP THINK!! THEY ALL EVEN HAVE A FANCY LITTLE GOLD CHAIN TO THEIR MONOCULAR MONOCLE !!
THIS SIMPLY CANNOT DO !
it is TIME to RETRACE HIS STEPS !!
( nightbeat ? forget ANY details, especially the IMPORTANT ones? ESPECIALLY
ABOUT
THE . IMPORTANT . ONES??
in his SNOOPY LIFE ?
NEVER in his golden stars, i daresay!
he shall wager his visor upon that, my good fellow !
~β )
one fervently hopes assistance may be afforded as well βdo not hesitate to contact his compatriot, Rung; they are the very best of chums !!
for now, though, the transatlantic accented mech enjoys his life.
.. by bugging others about theirs .
β !
( DIIIIIIIID
SOMEBOT SAY..
β¨οΈ INVESTIGATE β¨οΈ ?
Forsooth, he is prepared to two-step tango with any who possess the will; & if they lack a means, by all that is holy, he shall procure it for them!
yet, should they lack the will? ah, that is truly disconcerting ! ~β
hmmmmm..
i've got this. Feeling .
deep inside of me .
deep inside of me, ow ! πΊ
that you just can't control your feet !
whenever you hear that beat !
πΌ ~ β !
paging doctor beat! emergency emergency! paging doctor beat! emergency emergency!
[ steadying upright, placing a gentle servo over the enforcer's. beat reporter fervor tampered down onto something still theatrical, of course, but quieter, as if pondering or wistful. the old movie star accented mech smiled soft, as if a widow comforted by her compatriot
over a chipmunk . ] β
effortless to lose themselves, & indeed, it is no simple task to constantly anchor oneself whilst allowing others to soar.
i fervently hope that this justice shall serve the rightful claim for the chipmunk & perhaps even provide the much-deserved breeze in our own sails. thank you, my dearest friend
you are absolutely correct; thus, it is incumbent upon machines such as ourselves to perform our duties. somebot must rise in defense of these unfortunate beings; for if no one does, who shall?
i extend my heartfelt gratitude to you, esteemed Ultra Magnus.
in times of sorrow, one may find it all too
β
mourn no longer .
nightbeat . it is alright .
the . . . chipmunk has found a better place to exist in .
( a giant servo rests on that of nightbeat's shoulder . . .
reassurance .
they try to be reassuring . )
β
[ crying over a few berries & seeds ]
he was still foraging....
.... he wasn't even finished...
........... he wasn't even ready..
[ CHIPMUUUUUUNK ππππ!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
[ has investigated far more grisly fates before without as much of an optic bat, but ..
... chipmunk... ] β
the old movie-star accented mech refused to give up on their search, tirelessly checking every crevice & then rechecking times three hundred & five . unbothered by the discussion. only thinking of chipmunk .. ] β
a powerful pede pressing down until the squeaking ceased. earth life means different to those were not engineered its inhabitant.
first, a chipmunk,
then,
civilization.
such is my obligation.
such is my inquiry.
my foremost concern, at this juncture .
[ examining the surrounding scene,
justice would rest in a realm of permanence, merely in a semblance of performance
though a chipmunk constitutes a diminutive existence, it remains a life nonetheless.
observing how most of us in this locale serve mechanized means, one is compelled to ponder whether this was heedless travel, or
questions, my dear aerial ally, are intended for those in pursuit of answers or validation to matters they are yet unacquainted with
i am already possessed of all the pertinent facts regarding this matter β your matter. if each suspect were endowed with the identical comprehensive case file, no
β
DO NOT PLAY COY WITH THE CRUSHING OF A CHIPMUNK. THIS IS A CRIMINAL CASE. HONOR THE FALLEN !!
β
[ ... faux flamboyance.
hailing from a house of harm. intrinsically nurturing of those without it, depriving of self . fawns for the ill . ]
. . .
you are cleared for this investigation .
congratulations !
[ moving on to examine the rest ] β
the last whereabouts of a chipmunk.
do you know them . β
[ sympathies all cried out, he stands, determined.
pushing his constantly drooping visor back up his nose bridge . ]
i won't rest until this monster is ran off the road .
β
primus- NnnOOOoOOOOOoOOOOOOβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
[ RUSHING ONTO THE SCENE, making wee-woo noises with his mouth. unnecessary ass front flip over the caution tape before falling to his knees in mourning ]
.... this may be the case that breaks me, red alert .
[ chipmunk .. ]
THAT'S EXEMPLARY! I LOVE THAT FOR YOU ! β
flexibility is no easy feat. you almost make me jealous, dear ~β
i mean.
he isn't exactly incorrect -
.... β
. . . - β
. .
very well, then . -β
if you darlings wish to relieve me of my WAP upon my explanatory plate, so that i may concentrate my efforts on Sigma, Ohio, & the gents, i would be ever SO grateful -- !
.. i'm begging . - β
