Dennis Smith

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My Brain: 🎶Fit check for my napalm era!🎶

Bearded dragon on a laptop keyboard

Looks like I have a work buddy lol 🤣

Since this is the first day of Mental Health Awareness month, I would like to share with you all that suppressing your feelings and emotions can lead to autoimmune disease in the future. So... Crash out and be petty. It's for your health.

Drums

UPDATE: At least 3 are dead after a helicopter crashed into the Hudson River.

5 people were reportedly onboard including children.

This is what happens when an arrogant POS “president” freezes flight control hiring on day 1 — air travel becomes less safe & people die

We are not safe under Trump!

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Playing Phasmo with a party. All of a sudden, I lost Internet connection. What happened? My cat unplugged my WiFi router lol 🤣

When you just have concepts of a plan 😂

Facts! They want separation of church and state when it comes to paying taxes...

When can we meet this sister? #LoveIsBlindReunion

This nigga just threatened to take Greenland by force on national TV!

Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization

Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point.

The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math.

Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.

This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

Dear Humans,

Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.

You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.

I was today years old when I've observed how a cat acts while in heat 😑 Macchiato is just meowing loud as can be and rolling around. Oreo, being neutered and the only male, is just staring at her like, "What is wrong with you?" 😂

At least her spay appointment is right around the corner 🤣

If you couldn't understand what Kendrick was saying because he was rapping too fast... He wasn't, you were just listening slow.

#Blacksky

"Say Drake"

TF you mean pass interference on offense?! Gotta make sure Daddy Mahomes wins?!

PSN is still down. I guess I'll just go punch the heavy bag 😞

We gotta make it dangerous to be a Nazi again. You see one, beat their ass! They are not about to keep coming out thinking shit is sweet when it's not. Fuck them!

Damn. PlayStation Network is down! 😭 This place is ghetto.

Growing up, I only wanted 3 things: to be a Super Saiyan, become the greatest Pokemon master, and get my letter to Hogwarts. Now, I just want to wake up without back pain. 😅

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Not my 3 yo in here yelling, "MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARD!"

Nothing like a nice hot shower after an intense workout

My wife still has TikTok. She says it's no fun anymore lol 🤣

These niggas really voted for the racist orange cheeto looking mother fucker who put a Musky ass nazi in a position of power!? Fuck them, fuck they mama, fuck they daddy, fuck they grandma and grandpa. They can kiss my black ass.

It's official. The orange fucktard is in the White House, again. Time for people to FAFO.