✡️ Sgt. Kero @ let’s go job hunting! 🍉

LETS GO FOR 6. 6 REJECTIONS!!! kill me

Coworker at camp gave me like 200 Pokémon cards boasting that almost all of them were original cards… well he’s half right. They are first gen… but all reprints from 2002 😬

Didn’t think I could get more depressed but I’m always being surprised!!

Oh good. My 4th fucking rejection from a high school. I want to die

Love hearing his chirps on the ice. Always know when he’s on

HEHEHE DONATO WAS RESIGNED

I’m gonna call it right now after seeing Jax in the safari outfit. The new episode of TADC is going to involve The Most Dangerous Game

The fact I don’t have white hairs yet is incredible considering the amount of stress I deal with every second of the day

Words of wisdom

Truth! Later when I realized how awful her story was, I revamped her and it’s so much more believable now haha

So true. Omg amnesia. Gotta hit all the right tropes. My character was involved with Gaara too lmao

Humor... for a tough crowd

#geology

I love them. Better than my Mary Sue ass OC I made when I was younger. She had a demon and killed her clan because EDGY 🤦

I based him off of this meme

The empire has fallen. God help us. The plague is strong

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN COOKIE RUN HAS LORE. IM SO CONFUSED

Student 1: *draws a character on whiteboard*

Student 2: OMG IS THAT SHADOW MILK FUDGE COOKIE???

Me who only remembers the original endless runner Ovenbreak AKA the original Cookie Run: what in the goddamn

I just heard a teacher refer to the sounds of birds chirping as “bird music”

I am STARING

I jinxed it. I hate it here

I believe in Charlie Dompler x Little Caesar’s pizza guy supremacy

THE HARMONICA WOMEN ARE BACK. This means the Kings are due for a dub

Kid: Mom, can I have froggy chair from Animal Crossing?
Mom: No. We have froggy chair at home

Just a wee bit

She a lil funky

A digitally colored pencil drawing of Ken the Butcher (a muscular, ugly zombie with a bloody meat cleaver embedded in his skull and the muscles of his left arm exposed) cradling baby Mel (a baby human girl with reddish blonde hair and red eyes), who smiles up at him. Ken: I've only had Mel for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her...

Ken wields the meat cleaver threateningly in one hand while still cradling Mel with the other. His mouth is open in an angry scream and his eyes are crazed. Baby Mel has a mischievous smile on her face. Ken: ...I'D KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM, AND THEN MYSELF!

I imagine this is how the adoption went.

#thegaslightdistrict #gaslightdistrict #glitchproductions #kenthebutcher #melancholyhill

AGAHDJKG NOPE. Only silly things here

Actually I’d like to talk about why Ken is the best character

Can we talk about the Virtues from The Gaslight District? I’d like to talk about the Virtues from The Gaslight District. Please just a moment of your time sir