I've been alive 18,282 days.
A New Personal Best!
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A skeleton in front of a weather map, saying
"Tomorrow is october! As you can see here, it's gonna get pretty spooky!"
Look, it obviously did break on its own. How date you blame that precious, innocent muffin?!?
Is it dead though, or is it just waiting until you pick it up to freak out??
It's me. I'm the angry fruit.
Second puberty is turning out to be way harder than first puberty.
Dun dun DUUUUNNNN
I laughed so hard at this.
The schnort-laugh I just did scared my cat.
NEW LIFE GOAL
I have no idea
I'm moving mine.
CHECK ON YOUR
BIG TIDDIED FRIENDS.
We are NOT OKAY in this heat.
That's how I was feeling toooo
