@coachbeardadbod.bsky.social
Verse greymuzzle GenX soft-dom papabear; married, poly; nips, pits, frot, cigars/pipes, handler, aspiring musclebelly. This is a mostly lurking alt for posting my erotica/hypno (not many pix). More about me: linktr.ee/CoachBearDadBod
That feeling when your hot long-distance boyfriend/boy/bubba is going to be in town in less than 36 hours.
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HOTTTTT 🥵
❄️ SOOOO EEEEEEPY 🐯 ❄️
Had a lovely Valentine’s Day with hubby, but he had to work in the evening so I went to a DRAIN YOUR NUT sex party… turns out I’m actually doing (ancient) Valentine’s (aka Lupercalia) correctly.
Belly? Back? Sure.
Mouth? Hmmm. Haven't explored that, but probably not. I like the taste of SMOKE when I kiss you, but not burned ashes.
Ringing in my birthday tomorrow night Jan 10th at DRAIN YER NUT party in Duarte.
Cum help me celebrate 🐷 😈
Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/dyn-110-du...
Just wrapped up three hours of Service-Top duty at DYN (drain your nut) party.
A very sexy boy named Miguel left satisfied — and handed me this on their way out: a $25 gift card for IHOP.
Coach’s first tip?
Fuuuuuuuck.
Still hot.
And those nips 👀 👅
Porn has kind of ruined us in that sense — it always has a runtime with a ticking clock, and therefore an expectation to “finish”.
I’d rather enjoy being in the moment and seeing where things go.
Don’t get me wrong — I love a good orgasm. But the older I get, the less important they’ve become.
Attaboy.
My nips get me super duper brainless. 😈
I'm a cititzen of the world ;)
Absolutely .
I like a boy with initiative. :)
Fair warning, I freeball under my shorts. Wearing a jock is YOUR job, not mine ;)
Your main job would be keeping up with brushing the dog and vacumming up dog hair LOL
CBD is cute, kiddo—that’s what I take when my knees complain. A little THC, good music, and a cuddle pile? Now that’s where the mood really starts.
Unnnnnnnf
Attaboy 😈
The tiddies are tiddying
Unnnnnf
Happy NEW ROBYN SINGLE day to those who celebrate.
It was SO. ODD.
ONLY MURDERS season 5 is really weird.
Not *bad* just — odd.
Tonally different writing from every previous season. Strange scene structure, odd pacing.
A little wackier, and not always in a good way.
Did they get new writers?
Unnnnf
Or maybe feeling like one of these fine gents...
🧵 6/6
Or possibly feeling like this...
🧵 5/6
