Captain Millennial

I have a new favorite show. I remember watching it a lot growing up, but I didn’t really appreciate the humor. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. My face actually hurts.

And of course the first commercial is an SPCA sad ad and this rotation of guilt and hysteria is impeccable.

I think the headline needs a little revision…
“Trump’s ILLEGAL weaponization of confidential records…”
I mean, not that it matters, but accuracy is key.

Trump’s Chilling Weaponization of Confidential Government Records Remind me—who else in history made lists of Jewish intellectuals and people with disabilities?

"There are lists of immigrants, lists of people with developmental disabilities, lists of dissidents—and lately, even lists of Jews. All ostensibly in the name of public safety." Hmm.

The latest edition of Receipts from @crampell.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4qDPZc0

What are we doing?

Federal agents are pulling over off duty cops based on the color of their skin.

This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. It’s a performative show of force and it’s gotten way out of hand.

The presidency is not meant to be a position of celebrity.
If we have a man in office speaking as my demented dad did before he died, alarms bells should be going off everywhere.

You know, @iontelevision.bsky.social, I really miss the show Burn Notice. How bout giving it a marathon day?

If he used the word facetious, he knows not what it mean.

So what you’re saying is that it was never about the immigrants not working and not paying taxes.

How trade deals should be made.

At this point I don’t understand why we think he cares.

Congratulations, Madame Governor!

TANGERINE MAN IS VECNA!!!!!

Why is Zelenskyy talking to Trump about “peace” on Sunday? I have so many questions.

📌Nigeria was quite literally Republicans' War on Christmas.

With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

These last two episodes of The End of an Era are destroying me. I’ll make a video and explain later.

If only we had an amendment to the Constitution that protected speech . . .

I don’t know but they need a raise.

“Whateve you are, be a good one.”
- Abraham Lincoln

My brother, who died by suicide in 2007 had a severe mental illness and a substance use disorder. He tried to kill me and my parents. We never stopped loving him. Rob Reiner and Joe Biden didn't stop loving their boys either. 💔

The pieces don’t just “fall into place,
You put them where they are.”
- @taylorswift

Das suspicious.

Ummm someone needs to calm down.

AOC Slams Trump’s Cruelty, Protests Erupt From Oregon To Baltimore, Missouri Voters Freeze GOP’s Gerrymandered Map, and Dem States Sue Regime Over Visa Fee The resistance is working

AOC just went scorched earth on Trump’s "cruelty" as protests intensify. You need to read this breakdown. 👇

Thought of the day: The goal of the Republican Party is to replace law, medicine, and science with ideology. The Trump administration is simply a crime scene that must be investigated, top to bottom.

Patti Mayonnaise says, “It’s Saturday. Get back in bed.”

😂😂😂😂😂

Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.