bogan

i've been saying this for YEARS

FINALLY BIGFOOT RE FUCKING JOICE

adaline was trying to tell me she didn't wanna play pokopia and approximately six minutes later she was prying the controller from my hand heeheehee yeah RIGHTT

pokémon games have such a unique skill where they make me feel like a kid again...

muppets transmogrified into girls at the last minute fr

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

i wish i were a muppet so when i was excited i could adequately thrash and all of my limbs would go like this when i'm autistically excited. god is cruel for making me of flesh and blood

IT CAME EARLY... POKOPIA HERE I COME

FUCK YEAHH! WOMEN'S DAY! *Rips off yesterday's "I <3 women" t-shirt to reveal another t-shirt that says "I <3 women" underneath*

my fibro 🩷 electric blankets... mmm

No, I’m not a human × Alastor📻
⚠︎︎horror game⚠︎︎

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

this was the last time i enjoyed tiktok

Daily Chaggi #322 🌈🎀

#HazbinHotel #Chaggie

my ass always being like "just a quick nap!" and waking up hours later... when will i learn.

STAWWPP UR BABY SO CUUUUTE

its stunning tho!!!!!!!

Some assembly required
#velvette #hazbinhotel

(overused and abundantly unhelpful i know but true methinks...) and i love u doesn't have to begin with a big convo or a gesture, i think it's more important to bring it up in a safe, comfortable space for u both bc its a vulnerable thing!

i knew i loved ada when i dropped her off one day and when i drove home my passenger seat felt so... empty. like smth was missing and i decided i wanted her to be there forever.... but then it slipped out when i dropped her off a diff day HAHAAAAAA shit. idk, i think when u know, u will Know

my mom just told me that if my gf were a dog she'd be a borzoi and this changes everything... ITS TRUE!!! ITS MY WIFE!!!!!

:O TYSM

i did it... i bought a switch 2 with my tax return..

holy shit

who created youraislopbores.me ... Thank U to them... ur genius

BRUHHHHHHH i've been waiting to hear back from a job offer and my phone just decided to NOT put through AND not notify me of a missed call from them yesterday AUUUUUUUUUGH DAMN YOU

???

i believe in the link between misogyny and cat hating

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