Atomic Topher ⚛️👽

draggin dese forces

Yup, prime cat behavior

discover thursday

what's that over there?

i should sleep
but bleh

i don't think i did enough stuff today

i'll do more stuff tomorrow

i guess

yeah the ocean dwelling proto-trees started moving to the land to get away from the sharks

that's when they started becoming more like modern trees

maybe: you're not sleeping ENOUGH

how about playing a real sport, like disc golf

waking up in the morning is for SQUARES

Cool Ones sleep for 11 years straight

Handsome lads

Normal Facts

i don't need to buy a big pile of books
not random books, mind you, but bits of this n that

but

i really want to

this is how it starts...

On the 7th, we release the bats

HELLO I MUST BE GOING!!!

what if i just can't do it anymore

WHOMSOEVER PULLS OFF THIS SWORD
SHALL RULE THE QUEENDOM OF KRYSTAL

If you want her to be your WIFE

you must present her with a KNIFE

They're dressed for the season

my never ending battle against personal entropy

is this from your potential wedding vows?

the life trajectory from being one kind of weird to a totally different kind of weird

wow impossible boyfriend expectations much

WORLDWIDE RIZZ

any biopic worth watching has hanging dong

these HOOLIGANS

50% exercise is better than 0%

i guess

Dementia likes 'em extra stiff

an american region where all the pokemon are guns

some days you're the chicken

and some days you're the jockey

*theater erupts into chaos*

i'm surprised they haven't invented that yet