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@mumagi.bsky.social

24 / are you ready for the real world?

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admittedly not my finest but the call must be answered

28.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my favourite jotaro outfit is the one where he just has the fucking sharp triangle on his jacket

24.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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karma society office drama means something to me

24.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a very interesting story. I'm not sure if I believe it. I'm going to pretend this conversation never happened.

22.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

was literally also experiencing a moment where i was looking at my past writing output quantity-wise and was like β€œi can’t do that nowadays because i need to beat myself over the head with a pipe multiple times per brainstorming session”

19.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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super croissant adventures

11.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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#eldenringnightreign

11.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1159    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

what boat said.

11.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#smt3

10.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Night of Black Knives #ELDENRING

10.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1073    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

the β€œi don’t want to come home from my 9-5 to get my ass beat” argument is such an infuriating one to me. surely if you can hold down 9-5 you can take responsibility for how you manage your own time and don’t expect a game to cater to you

10.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve been completely obsessed with the discussions surrounding video game difficulty for months now and i barely know why. it’s just so fascinating and pisses me off a lot, but in an intriguing way. i can’t get enough of it

10.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real β€œbattle of the nfl teams” type of situation

02.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1696    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 8

wyd when gabriel and I show up at your house asking questions πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ (i have a rock in my hand)

04.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ll be right there with you this is baffling

04.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

02.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

god if i got a notif that i got a comment and it was something like this i think i’d wither away

04.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

archiveofourown.org/works/78861411

Reiner/Jean, 10k words, written for ReiJean week 2026! The first of who knows how much for these two they're kind of eating at my brain.

Enjoy!!

03.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have to answer the call

03.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SMTVV is mostly a game that only exists when i think about it but i still do listen to the ost regularly and it still is really fucking good

01.02.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so bad. i’ve had like three people ask me what a chestnut is

31.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bakeries attract the dumbest people alive i swear to god

31.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ラむドウ!
#RAIDOU

30.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bonnie Tyler's 'Holding out for a Hero' contains the presence of an unidentified γ€ŒStand」. When the ''Whip'' is cracked, Tyler is ''Taken'' to a ''New Location''. The ''Whip''... It activates an ''ability''. No, that's wrong-- It's the ''crack''!! The ''Crack'' of the ''Whip''!!

29.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i get this painting business now. they're not the most interesting things in the world to look at but it's sort of nice to just zone out for an hour and watch things come together

27.01.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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some little photo studies from the past week

27.01.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's magical seeing all 40 DDS fans wake from hibernation

27.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just a couple

21.01.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

without fail you can always go to tim’s to get the worst coffee of your life

20.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0