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I do find it weird that there aren't a ton of cameos from XY.

The mysterious old man said his catch phrase!!!

"It's fine to jump off buildings, our phones will save us!!!"

Uh... Nintendo... Is that really what you went with?

Kind of glad I didn't see many of the new Mega Pokemon before playing. It's so cool to see them for the first time right before they beat your ass down!

"When I win, the Chili's I'm a waiter at will have three Michelin Stars."

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

(Mild ZA Spoilers)

One of my favorite things about this game is the "when I win, my dream will come true" thing, but also that some of these dreams are absolutely deranged.

I get why reusing assets is a good idea, but is this a peephole on the bathroom door? 😳

I don't even have words for this one.

Every day we stray further from God's light.

I know I shouldn't, but I'm very tempted to grab Mariners tickets for tomorrow night.

Best Buy is apparently not doing a release event for pokémon Legends Z-A tonight. 😭

Furry Art: Professor Scritch, an anthropomorphic beagle, is wearing running clothes and shoes. A headband has a stick attached to it, and at the end hangs a tennis ball on a string. He stares at it intently, tongue lolling from his mouth and ears flying back as he runs.

It’s Wednesday, folks! Stay motivated and keep your eyes on the prize! 🎾🥇 (🎨 by @adabear.art)

In what world have they "been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues?"

Also, even if they have, maybe we generally don't need to let the thing that's convincing people to free the basilisk and divorce their partners run hog wild with people's sexual fantasies?

This literally never happened.

Youtube has now decided that I need to see videos of people having fantasy customer service interactions and what even is this? Do people really get money from telling themselves off in a wig as a Karen?

I get the fantasy, but this can't be healthy for anyone involved.

Slowdown in US hiring suggests economy still needs rate cuts, Fed's Powell says Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell says that a sharp slowdown in hiring poses a growing risk to the U.S. economy.

He wouldn't cut rates when they wanted, so they engineered a recession to force his hand. This is all very cool stuff!

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They're not allowed to get three runs in the top of the 1st without the game turning into something completely degenerate, right?

Great position on that last one 🥵

I just realized that I need to front load as much job nonsense as I can at the front of the week because Pokémon Z-A comes out on Thursday. So excited!!!!!

Not unless I get a job in the next month!

My job search algorithm for the product I'm specialized in is fucked rn because someone just dropped a really specific contract role and two dozen separate recruiters have all posted it.

(It requires on-site presence on the East Coast, so please don't ask why I'm not applying, lol.)

Starting to get the "are you going to MFF this year?" messages. 😭

This was a baseball post, lol

I'm a smelly dog!!!

I am usually pretty aware if I haven't. 🥵

Oh my god, it's over. This would have been the funniest outcome of all the outcomes and I'm so mad it didn't happen.

I'm begging for a walk

I've been gaming tonight and had the like... online visual of the Mariner's game up on my phone and it's looked crazier and crazier every time I've looked over.

I'm on voice chat, so don't have audio, but I hope it's as goofy and chaotic as it looks.

Oh, absolutely. I think the actual job would have been fine, but the interview was a shitshow.

Needless to say, I got the "we regret to inform you" email this morning. I usually roll my eyes at them, but this time I had a good laugh.