Jay Eychaner

Jay Eychaner

@eychaner.bsky.social

A set of bitter axioms proven

77 Followers 212 Following 94 Posts Joined Aug 2023
5 days ago

Listing agent is Pat O'Connor's wife. "Mailing address" listed in the Cook County tax portal shows Dan and Meredith O'Connor -- Dan is Pat O'Connor's brother.

Spidey sense tingling.

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1 week ago

In its endorsement the Trib mentions that "Croke led the charge in 2024 to protect Chicago’s selective-enrollment schools from threats emanating Mayor Brandon Johnson"

This is a very Trib rendering of a story that I feel makes Croke not a great candidate for a statewide oversight office.

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3 weeks ago
The "Membership Benefits" page on the Chicago Fire FC app, requesting the user to connect their Ticketmaster account to receive their 20% off benefit. This dialog persists even after the Ticketmaster account is connected.

Is the member discount feature going to work this year? Even after connecting my Ticketmaster account and reloading, the Fire app still tells me to connect my Ticketmaster account.

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1 month ago

[slaps roof of America] this bad boy can fit so much incoherent symbolism

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1 month ago

A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.

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1 month ago
A second streetview image of the building posted by Are You Not Infotained showing the side of the left-most home is collapsed and there is no roof.

When your conjoined twin is a corpse.

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2 months ago

The rogue fascist administration MUST lie to us in the correct order as soon as possible this week (no worries if not)

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2 months ago

We had a good run

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2 months ago

Gunshop reunion when

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2 months ago

Where's the karaoke machine when I am in such dire need?

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2 months ago

I've spent the last two weeks thinking I need a real dirty garbage punk version of this song. A dumb, talentless, Sid Vicious version of this damn song.

Or at least that's what the ohrwurm version in my head keeps devolving to.

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3 months ago

Is that Epic Spices?

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4 months ago

One of the big questions I hear a lot after big mobilizations is "now what?"

Figuring out the next step can be hard and it's going to be different for different people. The important work happens as you reflect on your experience and work on finding your lane and the people you'll keep working with

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5 months ago

US government: hurt as many women and children as you want, just don't steal a document

I'm so proud of those FBI agents who arrested me, they really did something there

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5 months ago

I'm not sure that people outside the brewing industry really understand how dire it is out there right now

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5 months ago

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

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5 months ago

Joan la Barbara!

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5 months ago

That isn't ten years gone. That's ten years earned. The job might be gone, but you've come out the other end with a ton of experience -- in the industry and in life. Don't discount all of that!

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6 months ago

Mental health advisor Steven Lenhart.

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

We really should, as a society, be celebrating the first Chicago Underground Duo record in 11 years.

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6 months ago

It is very difficult, when organizing people in this moment, to balance two true things in tension w/ each other:

1. The threat is bigger/longer than you are perceiving and you are underreacting on offense

2. The threat is less proximate/powerful than you fear and you are overreacting on defense

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7 months ago

But but but... curry is a mole? Mole is a curry?

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7 months ago

Hey, I tried to be a customer once. But the mattresses all sucked.

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7 months ago

!!!

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2 years ago
this is too terrible for alt text

woke up with this garbage in my brain; exorcising it now

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7 months ago

I think it means I had too many enchiladas.

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7 months ago

And I've actually seen multiple people leave brewing to work in hospitals!

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