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woke up with this garbage in my brain; exorcising it now
20.12.2023 05:05 β π 328 π 77 π¬ 13 π 7@eychaner.bsky.social
A set of bitter axioms proven
this is too terrible for alt text
woke up with this garbage in my brain; exorcising it now
20.12.2023 05:05 β π 328 π 77 π¬ 13 π 7I think it means I had too many enchiladas.
02.08.2025 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And I've actually seen multiple people leave brewing to work in hospitals!
29.07.2025 06:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Before working for the Evil Empire I didn't fully grasp that you can have health insurance and also afford rent. So much of the craft industry is built on the backs of people who don't know how badly they're being screwed.
29.07.2025 06:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even setting aside substance, βa freelance healthcare journalist reporting in the NYT on a mayoral candidateβs old college application obtained in a hack and flagged by a prominent racist who is granted anonymity even though everyone knows who he isβ is one of the strangest stories Iβve ever read
04.07.2025 14:02 β π 1896 π 308 π¬ 24 π 10An opinion writer is not allowed to criticize the paper on social media for using a Nazi source but the reporter who worked with the Nazi source was free to leave a long social media trail being buddy-buddy with the Nazi in public
04.07.2025 03:34 β π 5703 π 1256 π¬ 35 π 35I don't think NYT should know peace until they divulge the full chain of decision making that led to the laundering of Nazi propaganda against a leading anti-fascist politician the same day fascism was codified in Congress.
04.07.2025 02:51 β π 8781 π 1928 π¬ 56 π 37I feel unsafe around cops and nobody seems to be bending over backwards to ban them from public spaces
26.06.2025 19:32 β π 87 π 15 π¬ 0 π 0I know that guy, he's The Tick.
19.06.2025 02:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A sign at a protest reads βyou lostβ next to a Confederate flag, βyou lostβ next to a Nazi flag, and βyouβre nextβ next to a MAGA hat.
Letβs not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.
14.06.2025 19:06 β π 10688 π 2737 π¬ 2 π 73Bunny Sparber (@maxsparber) on twitter: "I guess I'm a socialist because I want even Nazis to have free health care and I guess I'm antifa because I want them to need it."
23.05.2025 21:16 β π 1202 π 315 π¬ 3 π 2So this is after the Speaker of the House said the Governor of California should be tarred and feathered, slightly disagreeing with the President and his Border Czar who wanted to arrest him, two months after somebody tried to burn the Governor of Pennsylvania and his family alive in their home.
14.06.2025 15:08 β π 1769 π 499 π¬ 23 π 18Normal politics are over. The ones who donβt want you dead βjustβ want you in a prison cell.
14.06.2025 15:35 β π 314 π 50 π¬ 3 π 3My first thought: Are they sure the shooter was *posing* as a cop?
14.06.2025 15:05 β π 1703 π 188 π¬ 77 π 13We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
10.06.2025 15:17 β π 20413 π 4336 π¬ 571 π 573I get tired of people who take themselves too seriously. We are all little dumb dumbs doing the best we can, just get a grip
10.06.2025 01:02 β π 87 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Fire have been running the same lineup for most of the season, and have needed to get some rotation in. MHS and Acosta needed starts, and Barlow needed a goal. This is good across the board.
08.06.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chase Gasper back on the bench!
07.06.2025 23:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wrapping up an overnight shift and catching WGN at my 7am bar. They're doing their absolute best to avoid mentioning who actually killed the officer, complete with footage of purple ribbons outside the station.
07.06.2025 13:12 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm pretty psyched by a 15 minute walk from LaSalle.
03.06.2025 17:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's basically what I've been saying about NCAA basketball and football for about 20 years. Four year professional programs owned by the universities with a full-ride scholarship at the end of it.
23.05.2025 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A blend of Popeye and Donald Duck with Popeye's face and skin colour and Donald Duck's body shape and clothing. He looks great.
Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:
21.05.2025 18:52 β π 3459 π 887 π¬ 274 π 253To be fair, I do the same no matter how waterlogged that pitch is.
14.05.2025 16:37 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I love that their post history is an unending series of replies left hanging by the people who blocked them.
03.05.2025 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A stretch of road that was already an enormous pain in the ass to drive through anyhow. These people need to get out of mom's basement.
29.04.2025 18:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Expecting CPD to give enough of a damn to bother talking to Portillos is a big ask. Maybe the hospital visit will force them to make some meaningful effort.
28.04.2025 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like, say, the sales of property over $1M?
28.04.2025 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I kept finding bands that triggered the "oh, this one is a deep cut" reaction and then I made it to Emo Phillips.
26.04.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
10.04.2025 20:28 β π 17102 π 3469 π¬ 330 π 250Heβs a real threat from deep
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