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From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.

150 Followers  |  142 Following  |  199 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2025  |  1.4941

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Don’t shoot the messenger!

31.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥰

31.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please remember that breaks between dispatches should be kept to a maximum of 10 minutes.

31.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

Nope. That’s why I don’t write my number on the bathroom wall.

26.01.2026 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.01.2026 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Does it matter if I believe you? I’m not a narc.

25.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Listen, man, what you do on your time is your business.

I’d just… I’d say, to find a hook-up, use an app and not the bathroom stall.

25.01.2026 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I do not check the numbers listed. I don’t need to know who is, and I quote, “a subby boy who wants to learn how to have some fun.”

25.01.2026 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

As a reminder, please do not write your number on the bathroom wall.

Numbers left on the bathroom wall will be signed up for marketing texts.

25.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 4
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ALERT:

“Please save me from Punch-Up :(“

CHARISMA - DC 20

21.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 4

I’m too scared to leave my office.

21.01.2026 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

😰

21.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ran away so I don’t know

21.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

do you think he’s gonna be mad a

21.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guys

I accidentally spilled coffee on punchup

21.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

‘CAR’en FREED! SUCCESS!

(Get it? Caren? Karen but with car? I’m gonna quit this job and do stand up.)

21.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ALERT:

“I’m stuck in the snow and my kid’s gonna be late to school. Can’t you idiots do anything to help?”

Free the Car: Combat - DC 10

or

Take the Kid to School: Mobility - DC 18

21.01.2026 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

my fingers hurt

15.01.2026 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cold :(

15.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.

15.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 4
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When the dispatch hits just right

07.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yassss slay

06.01.2026 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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no

coffee

02.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yea :(

02.01.2026 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

coffee

02.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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what it’s like talking to a temporary dispatcher

31.12.2025 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We believe in you!

31.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SDN wants to hear your New Year’s resolutions! One lucky winner (chosen from comments) will win a new coffee maker!

31.12.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Please submit requests for leave at least 2 week before the date you need approval by.

31.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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