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Oh shit that’s solid research

I’m like calculating how many turtlenecks I could feasibly wear in the dead of summer

Thats the dream!

CEO? Eagle riding a tiger. On fire.

My only goal for moving up the corporate ladder is to get established enough where I can get a neck tattoo and nobody will care.

LMAO

That is allowed but only if I get to be you when I grow up. 🤝

I got “re-certified” on bird handling this morning so that I can do volunteer education with my old job again. Turns out handling birds of prey is like riding a bike, who knew?

I miss YOU!

Oh Emmie wishing you all the good luck and good vibes getting to the bottom of all this. 💜

Enjoy!!

First week of January, sir 🫡

Thank you 🥹

Real talk it’s so hard to see the physical payoff of lifting but when I see the weight go up I know I’m still doing okay. 💪🏻

Today I shoulder pressed 20’s unassisted so basically I’m well on my way to pressing your girlfriend, you’d better watch out.

Oh my god it’s so many

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

Oh that’s a good solution. It looks great so far!!

What in the heck…Have you checked a conversion chart to see if there’s something close? That’s so lame!

Omg what color and brand?? If it’s DMC I can send you a bunch for way cheaper!

Just crankin’ out bangers!

Gilt on Steam Embark on a quest of redemption across the planet of Gilt to restore a disillusioned priest's faith, a dying God's power, and the waning hope of a people who have forgotten how to believe. A sci-fi fa...

I’m super happy to officially announce our next project, spearheaded by @threeohfour.bsky.social!

“Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God.

Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:

store.steampowered.com/app/3979770

Everyone keeps telling me I’d love Expedition 33, excited to hear how you like it!!

I keep telling myself “no more new games until you work through your backlog” and yet…

I feel like I used all my luck on Mass Effect 😫

May the odds be ever in my favor or whatever

Yeah, super neat!

I also learned that Sticky Keys is an accessibility feature and not just an annoying pop up I get when I slam “Shift” too many times. 😬

Omg what a great idea!

TIL that iPhones and Macs have a built-in white noise feature in the accessibility settings. So if you focus best with rain, ocean, wind, etc. in the background, you can turn that on and even listen while you’re watching a video or listening to music.