Dessa the Dog Blessed

I for one support certain people holding a zimmy backwards and pulling the trigger to prove you wrong!

Look man if the party doesnt have trans people, furries, or transgender furries I ain't going

Holy shit bubblegum Astray 😵‍💫🥴

i'm sorry i just--

*Slapping myself in the forehead like in the juice commercial* I coulda had a cum!

im like if they made a girl that really needs to be held like all the time

This rocks congratulations 😵‍💫

Girl I had this exact interaction earlier today at a con. Girl walked past with like taps on her shoes and I almost broke my fucking NECK

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

Listen
This website sucks and we should just start the worst cluster of telegram channels of all time to replace it

Tangent! Have you seen Aeromechanica? It's a 3D character action platformer with a sweet little plane fellow

Aeromorph is just sick as hell!!! They should make a version of Top Gun where the planes are gay instead

Okay hold on hold on hold on we're cooking

No no no let her cook she's so close she's almost through it she just gotta keep posting!!!!!

YESSSSS POSTING!!!! KEEP POSTING GIRL IT'S WORKING!!!
Stupid corny fucking bitch lmao, prime example of CEO not being a real job because this is the most unemployed-sounding loser of all time.

Hey you do whatever you want, I didn't even tag your ass in the first place, but if you wanna pay me so damn bad

Morning crew pay up it's day 4 btw

Too many of you liked that post without asking for my venmo I'm js

her: babe those aren't the lyrics to sixteen tons, can you stop singing it like that? :/

me: soooooooome people say a man is made out of cum

Somebody should be sending me money for every day I don't smoke a cigarette and also for every day my ass gets fatter and also every day I-

Kris get the cigarette!!!!!!

🚗 🚬

N I c o t I n e

I thought you bodysnatched Hasan Piker for a second

Get our words out of your fucking mouth cissie, you do not got it like that.

Oh day 3 no nicotine makes some of you bitches DEEPLY AGGRAVATING!!!!!!!
Love you mean it though! just shut the fuck up til mommy's better 🥰

(this is not a subskeet but if you think it is and it's ab u ur right actually, even you know how aggravating you are!!!!!!)