cartoon dog gf

IT WAS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT

Fairly sure @jazzpomegranate.com just called me to remind me that I’m white

You do not have to reflexively surrender your brain and political imagination to a bunch of fascist rich guys who've spent the last decade getting neck deep into extreme fringe delusions about machine gods! You really don't!

bro i’m dying

toxic

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like i said…

thank you for your insights, top of some dude’s head

@sharpiepls.com asked me today if she can call my upcoming project a “game” or an “experience” and i wanted to scream

i’m not interested in whether or not games are art. i just like fun interactive shit.

Angry Hoss I'm am absolutely not transphobic except

lol, lmao

it's always "don't out people" until the tabloids post sydney sweeney's republican party registration, huh?

you, uh, you doing all right, buddy?

stealing @moxiest.art's vibe

ngl fleeing to another state to break quorum on an apocalyptic gerrymandering bill that would eliminate democracy in your state is civil war-level stuff

this is culturally inappropriate

WOW

putting on my "i don't understand history" hat to write articles for the jerusalem post

she is a mini-hitler

THIS IS HOW SHE TALKS TO BLACK WOMEN

Listen pal if you’re going to be a 30 year old baby you’re going to need to have a Bluesky account

The Katie/Stella Accords hold strong this day…let no man claim elsewise

why does she attack me like this?

by age 30 you should:

- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually

“we were gamers and that meant something dammit!” - quotes from the 2034 denver war crimes tribunal

“we were gamers and that meant something dammit!” - quotes from the 2034 denver war crimes tribunal

me: we're all just trying to juice, you know? some of us just don't want the same juice, but we're juicing. it's fucked up they're trying to take that from us

joe, taking a gigantic hit off a blunt: fuuuuuuuuuuck is your juice any good? lemme try it

portuguese people at the end of the middle ages:

rfk jr says your lack of a growth mindset isn’t helping

BREAKING: President Donald Trump has crapped out his insides and now he's empty on the floor like Obi Wan's clothes. Sources say he's still blinking sometimes and it's making a little cartoon blumblumblum sound.