Mereforce 1

I’d be like “what’s the witness from s3 e12 of special victims unit doing here???”

You could never do The Trial to a Law and Order fan bc I’ve memorized the face of every moderately successful procedural actor there is

“My Cat From Hell” should really be called “My human from stupid idiot loser town” because it’s ALWAYS the owners fault

Being chronically ill kind of blows except that I can literally fall asleep anywhere. I just took a nap in a chair at Goktug’s dad’s office. Took me five mins and I was out.

“I don’t take my look from day to night as much as the magazines had me thinking I would!” Then you don’t drink enough during the week! I take my look from day to night all the time!

Being proximate to all this Dax Shepard hate must have Adam Brody feeling like a good husband for the first time ever

Taber nacle?! I hardly know er!

You’re allowed to say cunt at work in June

My pronouns are she/her unless I’m feeling needy then it should really be we/us

Boys LOVE pepper jack cheese. Idk what it is about pepper jack cheese that is so boypilled but they truly all cannot get enough of it.

Just tweezed a rogue chin hair. Hope I don’t get arrested for the gender affirming care I just gave myself!

Being concerned about the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ sounds a lot like social affirmative action for broke ugly dudes no one wants to kick it with. While we’re getting rid of DEI let’s just go ahead and start with that one.