LeRoy

This feels like Scrunt level gaslighting, but I'll believe anything my favorite food influencer tells me.

First celebrity death to ever get a reaction out of me BTW

vTuber basic literacy test level impossible

I remember being in an Evolutionary Anatomy course in 2010 and a T.A. frantically burst into the middle of a lecture and shouted "new human just dropped!" They only had DNA from a finger bone back then.

How convenient that all evidence of your tardiness was removed ❤️

"Piss Peak" let's go!!!

[whispering to my waiter]

listen to me, Zachary

the Entity expects you to charge me $23.99 for the deluxe appetizer sampler platter

it’s counting on it

that’s why y-

Zachary, listen

that’s why you have to give me the deluxe appetizer sampler platter for free

Crunchyroll saw how much money A.I. was asking for

Whoever does marketing on Osgood Perkins' films could single-handedly save cinemas.

We did it, Torino.

Greetings from sunny Honolulu, Hawaii! We were supposed to fly directly to Detroit but it was cancelled, so we’re taking a cheeky detour.

Just kidding! THIS is the last post. An ode to conbini sandos and orange juice. I hope the rumours are true that US 7/11’s will be switching to Japan’s supplier soon. It will otherwise be too long before I enjoy these again.

Jujutsu Kaisen confirmed real. Also this is the last Japan post before I return home. Look forward to me talking about this trip on stream for a loooooong time (+ a video).

Unfortunately too rainy/windy to visit Kamakura for the meme, so we made the best out of Shinjuku

Forgot about 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Wife asked if Jules Verne had a connected universe; not sure, but the merpeople trying to sell us blue meth prob means it’s connected to Breaking Bad

Got more necessities than I can bear.

I bet she does.

Tokyo DisneySea Ranking:
1) Indiana Jones
2) Voyage of Sinbad
3) Tower of Terror
4) Journey to Center of Earth
5) Aquatopia

Apparently, you can’t ride anything else unless you swipe your phone within a fraction of a millisecond at park opening. Damn shame, it’s a great park but low ride capacity

Found Motherf—ker Mouse’s hidden kush farm.

(Points gun at EPCOT)
I’m so sorry…

Absorbing all the Osaka we can before returning to Tokyo

Takarazuka Revue and the Tezuka Museum

The future is NOW

Seeing an old friend in Osaka

Got beat the sh!t out of by deer in Nara, and brought to tears by Todaiji

Monkeys and water in Arashiyama (might have my favourite train station)

Kyoto, you are INCREDIBLE

Took the bullet train to Kyoto last night (Brad Pitt sadly not present). Ginza will not be missed.

Amogus

Ueno Park, Akihabara and some Norwegian coffee/waffles in Asakusa (which remains the supreme neighborhood)