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@mr-jackalope.bsky.social

Assistant Pastor | United Church of Christ | Billings Montana | United Seminary of the Twin Cities | He/Him | Sourdough bread baker and cast iron enjoyer|

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If you’re betting on when the US will bomb Iran:

1) You are going to hell unless you repent

2) You are just putting money into a big pile to be distributed among all the people who know exactly when the US will bomb Iran (these people are going to turbo-hell).

01.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

28.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2924    πŸ” 785    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

28.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6636    πŸ” 1817    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 176
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So thank your lucky stars you got protection. Walk the line and never mind the cost. don't wonder who them lawmen was protectin', when they nailed the savior to the cross.

www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/trumps-bor...

27.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 23

Cry aloud,

15.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Gotta go, my rides here.

14.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

14.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3883    πŸ” 1011    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 24
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Donate to Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna, organized by Rihanna Kelver My name is Rihanna, and I have always been proud to stand up for my community as an advo… Rihanna Kelver needs your support for Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna

A good friend of mine from undergrad in Laramie, Wyoming was attacked and is now facing charges for defending herself. Wyoming can be an unforgiving place for Queer people. I’d appreciate it if anyone can help her out a bit. ❀️

gofund.me/168e5aae1

13.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna, organized by Rihanna Kelver My name is Rihanna, and I have always been proud to stand up for my community as an advo… Rihanna Kelver needs your support for Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna

A good friend of mine from undergrad in Laramie, Wyoming was attacked and is now facing charges for defending herself. Wyoming can be an unforgiving place for Queer people. I’d appreciate it if anyone can help her out a bit. ❀️

gofund.me/168e5aae1

13.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
New It Could Happen Here 

@iwriteok.bsky.social's keynote speech for the Japanese American National Museum on combatting authoritarianism in the modern world.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/what-must-be-done-the-battle-against-fascism-321137537

New It Could Happen Here @iwriteok.bsky.social's keynote speech for the Japanese American National Museum on combatting authoritarianism in the modern world. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/what-must-be-done-the-battle-against-fascism-321137537

New It Could Happen Here

@iwriteok.bsky.social's keynote speech for the Japanese American National Museum on combatting authoritarianism in the modern world.

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

05.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

Having 65 degree weather in February is admittedly better for my mental health (and energy bill). But winter in MONTANA shouldn’t be this warm!

05.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.

everyone should have some goddamn humility.

04.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4578    πŸ” 543    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 35

Does online communion still count if you're using a VPN?

30.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

30.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7908    πŸ” 2082    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 67

approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide

28.01.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3361    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 13

Comrade ... I reached out last week about my α΄˜Κ€α΄ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄€Κ€Ιͺα΄€Ι΄s ᴏɴʟʏ sα΄œΚ€α΄ α΄‡Κ.

Are you a proud Supporter of Comrade Stalin or does the NKVD need to come and track you down?

ᴛᴀᴋᴇ α΄˜Κ€α΄ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄€Κ€Ιͺα΄€Ι΄s ᴏɴʟʏ sα΄œΚ€α΄ α΄‡Κ

28.01.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

And going to a super long board meeting! Don’t forget that part!

28.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are still gonna need the tribunals folks. That has not changed

27.01.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shocking that the member of the Trump regime whose defining personality trait was "Cosplaying Reinhard Heydrich" was the first to get canned

27.01.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2558    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 3
By Jeffrey Blehar:

Fire Kristi Noem into the
Sun

By Jeffrey Blehar: Fire Kristi Noem into the Sun

I have nothing to add to this

26.01.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 843    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 38

We’re typically on the narrative lectionary but this Sunday we have a guest preacher who picked off lectionary scriptures. They’re Elijah at Mt. Horeb and the gerasene demoniac. I’ve got an idea but idk

25.01.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to diminish my colleagues’ struggle over what to preach tomorrow morning, but let me raise you: what the hell do I do for the children’s sermon tomorrow?

25.01.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives are already rapidly seizing on the idea that the person murdered by ICE had a weapon as if that justifies murder and it's like you guys your whole insane fantasy for grounding the right to bear arms is a situation where citizens feel compelled to defend themselves against tyranny.

24.01.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone in this administration and executing the wishes of this administration is going to Hell unless they repent and cease all wickedness.

22.01.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every poll of Americans is like:

Do you support becoming the vicar of Satan?

Oppose: 53%
Support: 20%
Unsure: 26%

Subsequent election:
Will you vote for vicar of Satan party?

Yes: 45%
No: 48%

16.01.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Long live the Ewokian citizens of the Twin Cities

16.01.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1275    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 2

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

15.01.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9714    πŸ” 1409    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 19

A reminder that a lot of the Signal groups are unvetted. There are Feds in them. Act accordingly.

13.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œprosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 86944    πŸ” 21352    πŸ’¬ 1614    πŸ“Œ 1510