Marcus

Marcus

@mr-jackalope.bsky.social

Assistant Pastor | United Church of Christ | Billings Montana | United Seminary of the Twin Cities | He/Him | Sourdough bread baker and cast iron enjoyer|

402 Followers 404 Following 135 Posts Joined Sep 2023
3 days ago
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

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1 week ago

The Chalice Hymnal does slap though.

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1 week ago

One of the many wonderful things about my job is that being asked to be a witness for a spontaneous wedding is a real possibility.

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1 week ago

If you’re betting on when the US will bomb Iran:

1) You are going to hell unless you repent

2) You are just putting money into a big pile to be distributed among all the people who know exactly when the US will bomb Iran (these people are going to turbo-hell).

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1 week ago

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

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1 week ago

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

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2 weeks ago
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So thank your lucky stars you got protection. Walk the line and never mind the cost. don't wonder who them lawmen was protectin', when they nailed the savior to the cross.

www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/trumps-bor...

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3 weeks ago

Cry aloud,

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3 weeks ago

Gotta go, my rides here.

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3 weeks ago

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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1 month ago
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Donate to Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna, organized by Rihanna Kelver My name is Rihanna, and I have always been proud to stand up for my community as an advo… Rihanna Kelver needs your support for Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna

A good friend of mine from undergrad in Laramie, Wyoming was attacked and is now facing charges for defending herself. Wyoming can be an unforgiving place for Queer people. I’d appreciate it if anyone can help her out a bit. ❤️

gofund.me/168e5aae1

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1 month ago
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Donate to Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna, organized by Rihanna Kelver My name is Rihanna, and I have always been proud to stand up for my community as an advo… Rihanna Kelver needs your support for Legal Defense Fund for Rihanna

A good friend of mine from undergrad in Laramie, Wyoming was attacked and is now facing charges for defending herself. Wyoming can be an unforgiving place for Queer people. I’d appreciate it if anyone can help her out a bit. ❤️

gofund.me/168e5aae1

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1 month ago
New It Could Happen Here 

@iwriteok.bsky.social's keynote speech for the Japanese American National Museum on combatting authoritarianism in the modern world.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/what-must-be-done-the-battle-against-fascism-321137537

New It Could Happen Here

@iwriteok.bsky.social's keynote speech for the Japanese American National Museum on combatting authoritarianism in the modern world.

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

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1 month ago

Having 65 degree weather in February is admittedly better for my mental health (and energy bill). But winter in MONTANA shouldn’t be this warm!

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1 month ago

i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.

everyone should have some goddamn humility.

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1 month ago

Does online communion still count if you're using a VPN?

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1 month ago
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

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1 month ago

approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide

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1 month ago

Comrade ... I reached out last week about my ᴘʀᴏʟᴇᴛᴀʀɪᴀɴs ᴏɴʟʏ sᴜʀᴠᴇʏ.

Are you a proud Supporter of Comrade Stalin or does the NKVD need to come and track you down?

ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴘʀᴏʟᴇᴛᴀʀɪᴀɴs ᴏɴʟʏ sᴜʀᴠᴇʏ

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1 month ago

And going to a super long board meeting! Don’t forget that part!

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1 month ago

We are still gonna need the tribunals folks. That has not changed

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1 month ago

shocking that the member of the Trump regime whose defining personality trait was "Cosplaying Reinhard Heydrich" was the first to get canned

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1 month ago
By Jeffrey Blehar:

Fire Kristi Noem into the
Sun

I have nothing to add to this

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1 month ago

We’re typically on the narrative lectionary but this Sunday we have a guest preacher who picked off lectionary scriptures. They’re Elijah at Mt. Horeb and the gerasene demoniac. I’ve got an idea but idk

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1 month ago

Not to diminish my colleagues’ struggle over what to preach tomorrow morning, but let me raise you: what the hell do I do for the children’s sermon tomorrow?

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1 month ago

Conservatives are already rapidly seizing on the idea that the person murdered by ICE had a weapon as if that justifies murder and it's like you guys your whole insane fantasy for grounding the right to bear arms is a situation where citizens feel compelled to defend themselves against tyranny.

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1 month ago

Everyone in this administration and executing the wishes of this administration is going to Hell unless they repent and cease all wickedness.

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1 month ago

Do you seriously think God can't use you? Leah was ugly.

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1 month ago

Every poll of Americans is like:

Do you support becoming the vicar of Satan?

Oppose: 53%
Support: 20%
Unsure: 26%

Subsequent election:
Will you vote for vicar of Satan party?

Yes: 45%
No: 48%

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1 month ago

Long live the Ewokian citizens of the Twin Cities

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