Tom McH

i think they should just play fairytale of new york non-stop from december to new years in all retail establishments so going to the grocery store for toilet paper stops feeling like a fucking x-files teaser from november 20th to january 1st

we really gotta move back home!

Oh thank goodness!

I don't read books in the public domain as it takes money out of the economy.

sorry to Wizard of Oz post, but I was raised on the Midwestern cut of the film where Oz is in black and white and Kansas is in color so that we would be discouraged from flights of fancy and excited to return to farm work

if all the characters already have the skills they claim to need, the magic progression fantasy is broken!!!!!!

last night I wrote in my notebook "The Wizard of Oz is a movie about how credentials are fake"

I think if I got really good at painting in addition to fiction, I could achieve my ultimate goal: constantly speaking while never directly saying a word

my doggggggggg

How are you re the legally distinct Slamzone family?

I wish I‘d thought of that puzzle.

Here’s a puzzle for you dickweed: How do you get that real shit out of that fake toilet without getting it all over yourself?

if marjorie taylor green has 0 haters, I am dead

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15 years ago, I drew this based on basically that same still

and yet timeless!

It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."

sometimes one simply needs to cut to the feeling

I think she's just swell!

a secret I will tell you for free in honor of it is her birthday is that I have a CRJ megaplaylist that I put on only when I am Extremely Going Through It to help myself calm down and focus to limp forward

denino with the third-act glicks

Henry freeze-frame running from explosions in the beginning of GOODFELLAS

was it a glorious time before Apalachin and before Crazy Joey decided to take on a boss and start a war OR were you just 13??

now we're talking

I used to try to watch them both each year around Halloween

This and Clyde Bruckman are so foundational to my brain.

They have a two year degree to become a cowboy!

Indiana Basin Silt College

My Daughter came home from the shopping mall. She was wearing a new shirt — one that said "Mean People Suck" in big bold letters. "Daughter," I said, " hold on a minute." She paused. I knew she didn't want to have this conversation. I said "Now, I know if that statement was about any other group, you'd think it was Prejudice. Can you explain why, in this case, you would think it's ok?" My Daughter got a sheepish look. "Mom," she said, can I borrow your gun?" "What for?," I asked. "Mom, please, it's important!" "Well," I said, "you may." And I handed the gun to her. Right then and there, she ripped the shirt off and emptied the clip into it. I gained a new Daughter that day. Stronger and wiser than the one I'd had before.

A kitchen island with a four-tier cooling rack laden with caramelized chocolate chip cookies.

I got a five pound bag of chocolate chips from Costco, so this week the kids at the food pantry lunch are getting brown-butter chocolate chip cookies with miso.

I feel like I’m being non consensually pulled in to other people’s kink universe. Oh you sat on your hands and knees and arranged all her majesty’s shoes? And she still cheated on you with men she found in a peat bog? Should we throw a key party? Should we invite Keith Olbermann