Tom McH

"this Age sees a corruption and disabling of the ancient Magick. Projectors, Brokers of Capital, Insurancers, Peddlers upon the global Scale, Enterprisers and Quacks,--these are the last poor fallen and feckless inheritors of a Knowledge they can never use, but in the service of Greed."--M&D, T.P.

fuck! I'm so sorry! this sucks shit!!

NOTES TOWARD A PROGRESSION
- manifesting
- vibing
- matching energy
- connecting
- ticking boxes
- establishing trust

You think this is some kind of pants piss snipe hunt situation?

a character in a hallway encounters a ninja trainee NINJA TRAINEE: If you pee your pants in ninja school, they make you sleep on the peed pants as a pillow.

ninja trainee

The Martín Ramírez Relentless Picnic announcement horn.

TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic

If we do anything to regulate capitalism or improve conditions for ordinary people the capitalists will simply withdraw, with all their wealth and brilliance, to the floating kingdom of Devil Land

Yeah, but it’ll be its own separate issue, all and only Duckborne

thank you!

cover of a comics magazine with a rat in a t-shirt and pants digging in the garbage and DRUDGERY in big letters

cover of a comic with a duck riding a little bike and the giant text SUMMER SPORTS SPECTACULAR

cover of a comics magazine featuring a pic of a duck St. Peter and the giant letters HEAVEN

cover of an all-black comics magazine with a boy drawn in pink running, giant white text: "BIRD SLAMZONE LEGALLY DISTINCT COOL BOY"

unrelated: here are the rough covers for some new books

price point not final etc etc

if I can get it down to a bathtub of problems before I return to the ocean of work problems, well, maybe I'll remember how to feel things again...

I have 4 to do lists on 4 pieces of paper, and I simply put on my special jumpsuit do tasks on one, then on the next, on and on in a circle. Days of this. I was thoroughly buried under so much shit lol.

currently we're hog butcher for the tri-county area AT BEST

1825 Chicago Guy: And Daniel Burnham won't be born for twenty years! We should invent something better than the Erie Canal, QUICK! Anyone have a suggestion?

Elias B. Haroldteam: That gives me an idea.....

CHICAGO, 1825: They got that Erie Canal now--we're fucked. Goddamn Knickerbockers are MAKING THINGS HAPPEN! I fucking HATE MYSELF.

oh thank you!

Trying to clean Carmen Sandiago's apartment, but it's hard because she's hoarding. Priceless artifacts stolen from all over the world stuffed into a 1-bedroom apartment. You can barely walk to the door. I tried to throw out King Tut's sarcophagus and she cried

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

that's the plan, anyway

yeah, doing little print issues for all the stuff from the first half of this year ahead of SPX

grappling with the terrible understanding that doing the admin work I'd been putting off on assembling new comics collections is making me excited about drawing comics again, go figure

that and being on vacation all week--really need to have some unstructured time to help you goof around

Lids Slamzone saying, "Dude, it's all so fucked, you would have laughed so hard."

assembling the Slamzone collection forced me to read through it all after some time away, and I think I did some really good work there

people who go fash are sucked into a 24/7 larp, they can't see anything now but fantasies of power and grandeur, they have ideological rabies propping up their entire sense of personhood and purpose. you can't de-escalate because only escalating violence will heal the void inside them, they think.

peter jackson to boil gollum's bones for stock. "there's still some nutrients in there" he says

First of all, I can't be killed and will never die. Second, I want to thank everyone who spoke out on my behalf over the past day. Your support and community mean so much to me <3

I caught a 24-hour suspension. The reason Bluesky gave me for this was my wishing ill on J. K. Rowling.

YEAHHHHHHHH!!

Tapping the sign

"to the t'gallant sails, my x-men!"

This one from an author you just banned