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@excitablejen.bsky.social

Small & loud.👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻👦🏻👦🏼 🐈 🐈‍⬛

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Why does every single little kid gnaw on butter

15.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My face when I see someone bare handing the purple top wipes

10.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The four year old: (softly) Red Bull gives you wiiiings

10.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No way was that a live shot of Seattle haha it’s gray and raining

08.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Book 7 for 2026

08.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time for kitten bowl

08.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Book 6 of 2026

01.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cal came out here lookin like Al Borland

31.01.2026 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SEA

26.01.2026 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Could not resist

25.01.2026 04:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Some things never do change.. never do change

23.01.2026 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Book 5 of 2026

20.01.2026 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow what an opening drive

18.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dang, maybe we can get Chad Powers tomorrow

16.01.2026 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I tried a new flavor of my favorite floss

16.01.2026 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Book 4 of 2026

14.01.2026 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you’re telling me.. I can apply to be on The Traitors?

11.01.2026 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this the one that people get immediately on birth? Fear, anger, sadness?

08.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
CNN graphic censoring the “bull” part of “bullshit” - “b*llshit”

CNN graphic censoring the “bull” part of “bullshit” - “b*llshit”

CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…

08.01.2026 02:24 — 👍 11907    🔁 1617    💬 326    📌 368
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When you discover your enneagram type

08.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Book 3 of 2026

07.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Second book of 2026

06.01.2026 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2026 reading starts with:

03.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nearly every floor pharmacist has called out haaaa

31.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He’s a vegan submarine driver, of course!”

19.12.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, read the chart notes Walter

19.12.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did everyone get this or do I need to go on git

15.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably doesn’t remember me anyway

15.12.2025 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The MD who did my endoscopy/colonoscopy joined me in the elevator 😳

15.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anything I don’t want I just bring to work and write “free” on it and it magically disappears before break

15.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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