Jen Folds Five

Well, I bought wreath making supplies.. let’s see if it turns out cool or crappy hahaha

It was the Midwest writers fault

Boo let’s riot

Everything is a pillow

I was checking the mailbox for mail & realized there isn’t any mail today and as I inhaled my spit went down the wrong tube and I started choking trying to get air.. I did this as I drove from the mailbox to my garage and this was like an hour & a half ago and I’m still coughing trying to feel right

Just learned there’s an emoji for fondue 🫕.. I used to use this ♨️because it looked like the melting pot logo hahaha

I always go crazy for cheese fondue

Can see northern lights tonight

Look what Tony ordered

Oh so we each get a trillion dollars with this plan?

Broken

Tonight Show Rizzbot is basically Big Brother Zingbot, but Zingbot is way better

Hmm.. what’s that for

Well, that’s good. Hopefully I’m not oblivious to them!

So creepy. I wonder if I’d even notice they weren’t regular glasses

I probably won’t do this though hahhaha

I’m experiencing the feminine urge to try to craft my own holiday wreath

I don’t know HOW these kids manage to change the settings on every single tv to audio descriptions.. but they do and it takes FOREVER to figure out how to turn it off

Real nail biter over here

Haha not today blue jays

Accurate

Costco! They’re always on sale

Almost out of candy

Oh they’ve issued a flood watch you say

Trick or treat in the atmospheric river weather

This time I said Jack’s Mannequin and they’re like J A X? I’m like no, apostrophe s, like it’s his mannequin, he owns it 🤣 last time was Ben Folds

Then you play the game of trying to recognize the song though the loud ass MRI machine sounds

When the MRI tech asks if you want any music and you give them your request and they’re like ..how do you spell it? Hahahha

Well, it didn’t do THAT

Very proud of my pumpkin this year