Simon, that is an elephant, it doesn't understand your quips.
06.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Simon, that is an elephant, it doesn't understand your quips.
06.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Of course.
06.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pietro does not avoid women, but he does deny them his essence.
06.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Pretty much
06.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0X-Factor issues of the Mutant Massacre maybe more important in terms of consequences, but I think this is the best straight up comic issue of the bunch.
06.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cap's definitely a guy who calls AIs "Clankers." This inspires Discourse when Kamala Khan accuses him of being a bigot.
06.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gemini has a point, Cap is bigoted against LMDs. Though also, the Gemini Force? Is that what they told you? I don't think that's a thing, friend.
06.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The LMD Zodiac is like the Brick Tamland of supervillains. "I'm a water sign!"
06.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"You need not know DESTINY to know we just got canned, babe."
06.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He is literally a child! Betsy is such a mess.
06.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aries's facial expression here! He's so shocked!
06.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Of course not. The Nextwave of its day.
06.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Zodiac is working with Pietro because he lives on the moon.
06.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The Zodiac! Specifically the LMD version of the Zodiac.
06.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thor has every right to hold a grudge against Hank, honestly.
06.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is kind of facially plausible for how Pietro can escape Monica.
06.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pietro is having a manic episode, clearly.
06.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Never forget that Crystal cheated on Pietro with a New Jersey real estate agent.
06.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Pietro not at his best.
06.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Anyway, it's Pietro.
06.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Thor's like "Fuck this, it's Hank Pym, I know it."
06.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 025th anniversary maybe the high point of Marvel Comics as a line in terms of average quality of books.
06.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is everyone's "oh, it's Pietro, huh" look. I appreciate how Englehart barely bothers to pretend this is a mystery at any point.
06.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It is definitely him!
06.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Natasha is under-utilized, honestly.
06.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Stupid non-furry Beast. "I'm going to rule myself out as a suspect because I'm over at the X-desk now. Best of luck, though."
06.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Herc just wants some KFC.
06.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Honestly Tigra, I can think of at least one who might turn traitor.
06.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Finally, the actual candidates. Look, it's obviously Pietro.
06.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Well, it can't be the Swordsman, because he was never successful at anything he tried in life, and is also dead." Really helpful stuff.
06.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0