cuntwrap supreme

almost shit myself ab crunching 190lbs on the machine

nurse said I have the biggest tonsils shes ever seen

RIGHT

Photo of the cast of goblin the lonely and great god

me recommending to my friend the kdrama Goblin: the lonely and great god
and realizing Wait... i fear that this show might actually be peak cinema

the feelings it brings back up just even seeing this image

taking a melatonin when I read before bed or else I stay up all night reading 🙃

Love it. Need it

weaponizing Halloween to make boys wear cat ears and nya for me

things just keep happening... forever? bruh

being almost 30 & realizing that all of my hobbies are the same since I was 15 except add kpop to the mix 😭 I've only gotten dorkier 😭😭 guess I'm not growing up

This sentence is crazy

Ranma's three genders. Male, Female, and 1989.

Big fan of Ranma's three genders.

The outside of arcade CHQ in Metrotown Vancouver

A vacant pump it up Phoenix 2023 machine

the one good thing about my exam being in Vancouver on a random wednesday morning

It's crazy how it costs $95 to leave this island one way in a car tf....

that's like the raise equivalent of a grandma tipping you a quarter like it's still 1950

my pizza bosses sat me down for my 3 month end-of-probation raise and told me they got 50¢ for me
Fifty fucking cents
I laughed in their faces and asked if we were still in the 2010s because that must be a joke???
nope hahaha

I'm never going to recover from learning this just now

a green truck has a license plate that says b477 vnc Alt: a teal Kei truck with hydraulics I GUSSS

is it normal to get cuteness aggression around kei trucks

they give out steroids at the gender doctor if you're missing the right hardware

so happy star trek invented gay people 58 years ago today <333

Meme redrawn in digital (full color) of Kirk in the first bigger panel, seen from below with his shirt cut open, revealing his muscled and voluminous chest and with a bleeding cut as it's seen in the episode of Star Trek TOS "Amok Time". In the next slightly smaller panel below Spock is crushed inside a big deep hole in pair with another next to it apparently made by Kirk's chest when he fell to the ground. Smoke is coming out of him from the heavy crushing of those man's tatas.

Since it's the anniversary of Amok Time, an episode that has given us so so much, have a possible alternate ending XD

#StarTrek #AmokTime
#Spirk

WHAT

when you're such a good kitchen worker/baker that you got fired for being too depressed to come in but 2 years later they want you back despite that

another guy working out in a toque. his friend wearing ugg slippers

there's a man at the gym with an open mug of water

Holding up a bismuth crystal in front of 3 anime girls holding a created bismuth on screen from Ruri Rocks

Holding up a fluorite crystal in front of a few x Fluorite crystals on screen from Ruri Rocks

following /r/anime weekly ratings almost made me miss out on mineralogy/geology CGDCT anime

Vocabulary app widget says penetrate- v. To go inside or through something

Vocabulary app widget says consummate- v. To finalize a deal or marriage by having sex

Vocabulary app widget says supple- adj. Easily bent or flexible

Vocabulary app widget says penetrable- adj. Can be passed through or entered

downloaded a vocabulary app that gives me a diff word on a widget every few hours but it's fucking with me and just giving me penetrate every day and just gave me consummate

A four panel comic 1st panel: 2 ppl are asking a smaller person "Hi, what is your opinion on fiction?" The smaller person is wearing two emojis on their chest or a rainbow and a cut of meat. 2nd panel: The smaller person says "I'm proship!" 3rd panel: The two people stare with dubious expressions while images are faded out behind them showing their assumptions. The images are various things like the Sickos Laughing meme, an image of red flags, the word DANGER, the words Problematic over a brain, and various stock images showing criminals, abuse, and incest. 4th panel: the smaller person gazes off, while the images of what they meant float behind them. The images are of free speech, and anti-bullying, as well as a lot of muting, blocking, and other curating tools and filters on twitter and AO3.

This is how it feels every day living that proship life online

I like this

my manager @ pizza job queues the lime in the coconut song randomly to piss me off