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πŸ”ž NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI // πŸ’«No hate zoneπŸ’« SALS = Ship & Let Ship DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read I will block my squicks #MyArt #Winterbaron #Obikin #WaltJesse On AO3/Tumblr w same name All characters are 18+ and told me they consented

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A Barbie doll of the legendary La Llorona. She has a white lace wedding gown and white veil over her long black hair, with body makeup and skeletal hands

A Barbie doll of the legendary La Llorona. She has a white lace wedding gown and white veil over her long black hair, with body makeup and skeletal hands

wake up besties, La Llorona Barbie just dropped

14.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was sad about her powers changes too but I tolerated it until F4 was announced because I was like OH MY GOD REED'S ARE THE SAME OMG HOW CAN THEY NOT DO IT FOR HERRRRR hahahah

14.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say the evil yuri is there, but also thought the pacing was ass and I also can’t stand second chance romance so I had zero ships to enjoy lol
Some great concepts tho, and fairly fun
WV is vastly superior to AAA tho, it’s a bit reheated nachos

14.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw that one and unfortunately I hated it lol

ep 1 had definite promise, and the actress is 100% perfection for Kamala, but I could not stand the writing in it lol and the removal of the inhuman stuff (one of my fave comic things)

14.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been catching up on my MCU and was unimpressed with Agatha All Along (just finished) but we just started DD:Born Again and I hate it so far, hate it hate it

I feel so sad because I can’t find anything MCU that makes me love it how I used to

14.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black Mirror Striking Vipers - Official Trailer
YouTube video by GameSpot Universe Trailers Black Mirror Striking Vipers - Official Trailer

go watch s05e01 of β€œBlack Mirror” and let that queer fanfiction trope story flood your eyeballs.

Trust me. TRUST ME.

14.10.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like as a made up example, if there was a Dean/Cas fic that had been turned into a book that I was reading, my brain would cast the actors in those roles, and then the book is telling me their names are SOMETHING ELSE and it would pull me out
I DO NOT WANNA KNOW

14.10.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not get me wrong I support the practice, GET THAT BAG, and all... but like my perception of a story can be ruined if I already know the exact ship it was before, not because I don't like it but also if I enjoy the OG ship

14.10.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My dumbest petty take on "fanfic with the serial numbers filed off to publish" is that I actually don't want to KNOW THAT IN ADVANCE cause I'd rather just
a.) read the original intact fic if I ship it, or
b.) let the new story be it's own thing in my mind without mentally picturing actors

14.10.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"basic dni - don’t be weird"

I do not know what this means sis
genuinely you gotta be clearer than this shit if you're gonna throw tantrums from ppl following u

14.10.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe I lived long enough to witness the return of big jeans
not complaining, I just saw some Youths in the same sort of jeans we were wearing back in the day and felt like I'd time traveled

14.10.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a crudely drawn image from the meme where one character is attempting to kiss another, but the target is dodging it with their ACTUAL FACE and a dent appears
This version is Walter White from Breaking Bad in a green shirt, with a beard, attempting to kiss Jesse Pinkman in a yellow hoodie, black skull tshirt, and black and red beanie

a crudely drawn image from the meme where one character is attempting to kiss another, but the target is dodging it with their ACTUAL FACE and a dent appears This version is Walter White from Breaking Bad in a green shirt, with a beard, attempting to kiss Jesse Pinkman in a yellow hoodie, black skull tshirt, and black and red beanie

#WaltJesse

"JESSE WE HAVE TO KISS!"

Had to do a waltjesse version of that meme lol

14.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting to me that the word apparently began as a "plot what plot/crackfic/parody" term for fanworks and wasn't immediately associated with m/m pairings, and only got that association later on

14.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(i did not LEARN the word in Japanese class, oh my god that would've been too weird lol)

14.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background Alt: a close up of a man's face doing a shocked blink

I learned to say yaoi the japanese way cause I was taking Japanese class at the time and it's γ‚„γŠγ„ (ya-o-i) so the first time I heard an American say "yowie" I was like this

14.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

14.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1807    πŸ” 833    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

This is "debanking", and its a problem that has plagued sex workers for decades. It isnt right when its targetting sex workers and its not right when its targetting game devs and creators either.

Give paypros and your givt reps your grievances and demand that debanking of adult content stop

13.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2550    πŸ” 1784    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6
screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

16.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8758    πŸ” 2723    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 75

HAHAHAHAHAH i laughed oh my god
I didn't expect to read the words "serial regicide" today and it just absolutely sent me to the moooooon

13.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Failing at Sagetober but I'm almost done my day 1 fic lmaoooo

13.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you 'rein In' or 'reign in' something? Getting a handle on some usage advice

One spelling mistake I see a lot is Rein vs. Reign

Totally different words and meanings

13.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a pile of various celebrity gossip magazines such as Best, OK!, HELLO, star, Now....

a pile of various celebrity gossip magazines such as Best, OK!, HELLO, star, Now....

Tell me, is a 4k word locked fanfic on the niche fandom site for weird pervert nerds (affectionate) with 500 views and a "not real, please don't show them this" doing equal work as a rack full of mags selling at about 150k issues PER WEEK that have rumours peddled as fact? ????

04.06.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"TELL UR FAMILY AND COWORKERS UR INTO RPF AND SHIPPING REAL ACTUAL HUMANS TOGETHER"

my guy, Brenda from accounts at work and my Aunt Tammy read gossip rags with taglines like "AFFAIR SHOCKER! Are Doodoo Bumblethorpe and Frimzy Fafflebottom SHAGGING IN SECRET?"
They won't care

04.06.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

This will be the hill I die on, β€œporn addiction” is not real, that phrase specifically is used as a dog whistle and is backed only by pseudoscience which has been created by right wing fascist organisations with the intention to demonise minorities. It is not real, actual science proves it isn’t.

12.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1154    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 22

That said! I support all the ships! Everyone has endured so much hating, no matter what the ship was!
Racism, ableism, whole articles being written about innocent shipping behaviour!!!
May all your ship dreams come true in s2

13.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sooo happy everyone is getting into the Pitt now
It’s funny I’m usually into mentor age-gap yaoi, but unfortunately every single one of my ships for that show is related to how horny I am for Shawn Hatosy so if he’s not involved idc lol

13.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Foto meme de um tipo de efeito dominΓ³ em que as peΓ§as ficam gradativamente maiores, um homem esta prestes a derrubar a peΓ§a menor onde o texto diz em inglΓͺs "learning to draw" (aprendendo a desenhar) e na peΓ§a maior no final da fileira o texto diz "everybody knowing what your fetishes are" (todo mundo descobrindo quais seus fetiches sΓ£o).

Foto meme de um tipo de efeito dominΓ³ em que as peΓ§as ficam gradativamente maiores, um homem esta prestes a derrubar a peΓ§a menor onde o texto diz em inglΓͺs "learning to draw" (aprendendo a desenhar) e na peΓ§a maior no final da fileira o texto diz "everybody knowing what your fetishes are" (todo mundo descobrindo quais seus fetiches sΓ£o).

24.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10189    πŸ” 2658    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 175

Look on the one hand I do know and understand tiktoks and even YouTube suppression of words

But I just cannot take someone saying "grape /SA" seriously anymore. Just say rape or sexual assault. You can even say unconsented??? But saying grape 100x in a video doesn't get your point across at all

12.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

any time you ask why something is aggressively sexual or otherwise vulgar, crude, or adult the answer is probably "because this exists as a rebellion against previous censorship, or as a celebration of their new freedom of expression within their medium and genre"

13.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

People like this have clearly never been in a fandom discord where one channel is just 100% thirst "lol he can do as many atrocities as he wants cause HE'S GOT THAT DICCCCCK" and the other channel is ALL THE SAME PEOPLE doing high level story and character analysis on the themes of his awfulness

26.11.2024 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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