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I'm distraught that she could become a recurring character in my life. The new Skinny Wet Cappucino No Chocolate Woman

weeks ago someone came in and asked for an extra dry cappuccino so basically zero milk just foam and it was impossible to make and she asked for a remake TWICE and then asked for a refund. well she came BACK today and guess who had to remake her coffee AGAIN because it wasn't foamy enough.

its been one day since the clocks went back and I'm already so TIRED of sad dark evenings.

She's so beautiful 😭

lads I have five days off work from now. I am gonna ROT so hard

I feel like I'm somehow always talking about the 2008 recession.

Other options include sexy Strawberries A Pound man, an interpretation of the Magic Roundabout, a giant Clark's Pie?

trying to figure out my Queen Of My Hometown look for drag race and I think a cunty Dalek is overdone HOWEVER it is perfect because of Who filming here and Terry Nation being born in Llandaff soooo

I used to read the highway code for fun and not a single adult thought that this child could be autistic.

I feel like my 8 year old self could've accurately predicted what one of my jobs would've been.

She's here 🤶🎄🎅🌲🎁🧑‍🎄

my mum has been known to read the daily mail and spend Time on facebook so it was really nice to confirm she wasn't a transphobe.
because you truly never know.

New episode of the podcast is out now with @bearboogie.bsky.social talking about Charlie Kirk.

youtu.be/clD5wRe_E3g?...

the way I cannot wait to drive an automatic like what clutchy game are we PLAYING.

Today, I had an email about my pension and now logging on to my mobile banking I'm greeted with a "HAVE YOU BEEN DREAMING ABOUT RETIREMENT?" notice.

always dreaming about that hun x

I drove up caerphilly mountain and didn't pass out!

i need to work on my Stern Face because a customer reached behind the counter and used nut allergy tongs for a regular cake and when i told them hey doN'T do tHAT they just laughed as if i told a mildly amusing joke.

did I grit my teeth and almost obliterate the steering wheel with my grip? yes. but I made it.

you're all now contractually obligated to hear my driving updates. today I drove myself home at THIRTY mph!! which for non-welsh guys is p much the motorway to me.

passed my driving theory test and did a hill start all in one day.
the face of a sleepy bitch.

like even in cafes why is there a man with a plate of euros like a nan offering me mints

germany I will miss your snacks and public transit but I will not miss having to pay to pee everywhere

why are airports so against letting you see the planes !! its not a secret !! I don't want to be looking at three different whs smiths !!

new welsh drag name - Wendy Gedig

also booked my theory, finally my childhood special interest of road signs can pay off!! (seriously I forced my dad to steal them and traffic cones for me)

just reminding myself though that its like at work where i couldn't make a decent coffee for AGES but now i can do it purely on muscle memory except a coffee isn't a killing machine operated by my limp wrists sooo

had my first driving lesson today and i'm the type of person who is impatient and needs RESULTS immediately so i've decided i'm a terrible driver. only stalled once tho xx

have to keep this as a relic. a family heirloom that can traverse generations. miss u, wilko 😭

Can confirm he is having a bad time