Sarah Breese

Sarah Breese

@sarahbreese.bsky.social

Comedy person. Sian from #BravoTwoCharlies. Kath from BBC’s #TouristTrap. I run @BeastlyMedia. Currently Welsh.

423 Followers 395 Following 58 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 weeks ago

Ah no, it just means go back and play from the start

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1 month ago
A picture of Martin Trenaman as Dennis Babb and a cheeky PC Cushion photoshopped into the background

Just adding this

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1 month ago

Big fan of this, and particularly how he’s got his little name on his tie for some reason

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2 months ago

At a petrol station one Christmas & a festive tune was playing. I walked a little more dancily up to the till & the cashier started a full on boogie. We danced & completed the transaction without words. As I danced out the door, a man came in & understood. They were still dancing as I drove away.

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3 months ago

I’m very sensitive to stuff like this myself, and I’d suggest you get one of the small ones from IKEA first, they are great value, but it will also let you see if it affects your breathing before you buy anything else

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3 months ago

My setup was entirely Zigbee before these, so I did need a couple of that new Kajplats bulbs to act as repeaters. Working nicely together now though!

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3 months ago

I think they’re great! Really small, quick to set up. It’s been really helpful seeing where the biggest variation has been for me in an older property.

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3 months ago

Are you in the UK? Because if so, they are already available in some stores…I’ve already bought 8! ;)

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4 months ago

Weekend re-up! Go on, you know you want to

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4 months ago

Credit the writer @hellosamlloyd.bsky.social

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4 months ago
Screen grab from “The Prince & Me” on Netflix

Not sure how accurate this dramatisation is. No mention of Fergie and they haven’t been to Pizza Express once.

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4 months ago
An adult and a child in a Mercedes car. The girl is maybe 10 and sitting behind the wheel. The caption reads “master driving with Mercedes-Benz world. No lice…”

Wow Mercedes have really tapped into what parents want from a car

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4 months ago

Trying my best to enjoy life despite knowing facts and information

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6 months ago

Biopic about the inventor of Dairylea Dunkers

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6 months ago
Facebook marketplace offering to show me “more listings like Pear Shaped Like a Head”. A weird distorted thumbnail of a pear that does not actually look like a head but definitely looks cursed in some way. The next page says “there are no results for Pear shaped like a head within 402 kilometres”.

A story in two parts

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7 months ago

My nam is cowe
Wen somer comme
And sun dos shyn
And bes do homm

My emale offe!
Im outt off reech!
Awaye I goe
I hitte the beeche

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7 months ago

I really appreciate this (un)hinged attention to detail from a company called Centre Parks. Everything centre! No exceptions!

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8 months ago
Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words

Death Row Inmate Chooses ‘Ham Sandwich And Ice Cream’ As Last Words

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10 months ago

Posting both an iconic blonde AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

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11 months ago

Just so non-Welsh speakers can appreciate how shit this is - Pry Cop means “Spider”. “Pry” on its own does not mean hello, it basically means fly/bug. Cop / Cob was an old English word for spider too (hence “cobweb”), derived from a Germanic word meaning “round thing”.

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11 months ago
Google AI result explaining that the Welsh phrase “pry cop” means “Hello Policeman” which is absolute bollocks. It means spider. I was googling it because I was fascinated to realise that the word “cob” in the English word “cobweb” was a Germanic word for a round thing, so a “cob” was another word for a spider, and I realised that the Welsh word for spider was likely derived from the same root. But to summarise - AI is fucking useless.

FFS #cymraeg

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11 months ago
A woman in sunglasses holding a sign that reads “long after this moron is dead history will remember the cowards who kept quiet and let this go on”. There’s a little picture of his stupid face squeezed in there somewhere. You know who it is. I think maybe her printer struggled to recreate the kind of hideous orange he normally looks, so he’s paler than usual. His face may be small but there’s no escaping the putrid stench of gormlessness radiating out of that single-celled smooth brain he’s sporting.

…and let this goon what?

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11 months ago

Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!

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11 months ago

BRING ME A HIYA LOVE

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1 year ago
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“Great Grandma Sarah, what did you do to fight the 2020s rise of Fascism?”
“…”

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1 year ago
Preview
UNITED24 - The initiative of the President of Ukraine UNITED24 was launched by the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy as the main venue for collecting charitable donations in support of Ukraine. Funds will be transferred to the official accounts of...

If you’re American (or not) and want to show your disgust for what happened tonight, there is a link where you can donate directly to the Ukrainian effort. u24.gov.ua

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1 year ago

I’d like to join if possible. And as per our mantra, “No worries if not!”

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1 year ago

Less than 24 hours to catch the 2-part finale of this labour of love. After that it vanishes into the BBC archives forever 😥

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1 year ago

Not trying to predict SNL or anything but that’s the most Kate McKinnon looking Bishop I’ve ever seen

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1 year ago
A domestic bedroom scene. A young lady wearing velour shorts and bra top takes a photograph of a mirrored wardrobe she hopes to sell, capturing the whole room in the mirror's reflection. A gentleman wearing only underpants and a strategecally-placed cushion reclines on the bed. On top of the wardrobe are several greetings store teddy bears who look as though they wish they were anywhere else. As do I.

It's a classic

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