Your chance to own a genuine Bob Ross, if you've got a few tens of thousands lying around: apnews.com/article/bob-...
08.10.2025 14:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@jaseheeley.bsky.social
Intermittent illustrator and cat treat administrator. Sumptuously upholstered.
Your chance to own a genuine Bob Ross, if you've got a few tens of thousands lying around: apnews.com/article/bob-...
08.10.2025 14:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Important PSA. Probably more important than ever. youtu.be/J7GY1Xg6X20?...
07.10.2025 21:21 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Like a stray Scampi Fry that's been trapped in one of the seams since 1994.
07.10.2025 21:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah.
07.10.2025 19:35 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bet a scampi costume has a very specific fug inside it though.
07.10.2025 19:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm bloody annoyed to discover from that link that a book was released a few years ago and I canβt find a copy online! *Wails inconsolably*
07.10.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, he is an irredeemable c*nt too.
07.10.2025 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have you ever seen Serlngβs later series, βNight Galleryβ? Each episode featured at least one wonderfully dark, strange or distressing painting. www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/ni...
07.10.2025 19:01 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Weekend well spent!
07.10.2025 18:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is that, yes. Affinity Photo does pretty much everything Iβll ever need it for so as long as OS changes donβt break it, it should be fine.
07.10.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And?!? How else do you conduct important meetings?
07.10.2025 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OK, deal.
07.10.2025 16:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hah! You win.
07.10.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excuse me, but no. Cats should also be involved.
07.10.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hah! I'm honoured.
07.10.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screengrab of a Facebook post from Affinity (Serif), announcing that: "Creative freedom is coming".
Meanwhile, after ditching Adobe again, I'm concerned that Affinity might be going down the pan after it's acquisition by Canva. I could be entirely wrong of course, but these sorts of overly-vague announcements rarely seem to imply anything good for an application's end users.
07.10.2025 15:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a very particular frown reserved for anyone who doesn't have an unappeasable appetite for 20th century illustration.
07.10.2025 15:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Nastyene Consciousness.
That's all I've got, sorry.
I binned Photoshop off (again) last week, after they e-mailed to say they were raising the cost of the basic 'Photo' plan from a tenner a month to just under Β£22. I don't need Lightroom or their cloud storage and I'm certainly not paying for all the shitty gen-AI they're pushing.
07.10.2025 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I should probably advertise more often. You can buy prints from me, commission pictures, make 3d models, animation, come up with excellent ideas, all sorts. tell your mates. cheers.
07.10.2025 14:45 β π 117 π 60 π¬ 2 π 5Sorry to hear it mate, that's rotten.
06.10.2025 21:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It won't explain the charging problem, but might explain the crashes.
06.10.2025 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's worth downloading a free disk info tool, to check whether it's the system drive that's failing. Crystaldiskinfo's a good one. crystalmark.info/en/software/...
06.10.2025 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hyperbollocks, more like.
06.10.2025 19:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I haven't heard that for years. Weren't "Hey" and "Mona" the only lyrics?
06.10.2025 13:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I simultaneously want and do not want this to happen. Excellent, if terrifying piece from Doctorow.
06.10.2025 13:04 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Please, won't SOMEBODY think of Labour's UK growth strategy?!?
06.10.2025 13:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think that's a cracking idea!
06.10.2025 09:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is good, but only in the sense that it confirms it wasn't just me seeing these things!
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