Jason Heeley

Jason Heeley

@jaseheeley.bsky.social

Illustrator. Also has a paying job.

1,492 Followers 1,138 Following 9,853 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 minutes ago

I visited Weston a fair bit during the twenty years I lived in Bristol. Only ever on daytrips though, I can well imagine what it's like at night. Definitely has a 'vibe' about it, that town.

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5 minutes ago

Yeah. In truth, Donny doesn't suffer quite as badly as other places. Some dates in the racing calendar seem to bring out far more arseholes than others.

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28 minutes ago

I don't know when you moved West but if you do end up heading back to dear old Blighted, it's worth factoring in that the behavioural standards of certain event crowds seems exponentially worse since the pandemic.

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28 minutes ago

Race crowds are frequently appalling. It's bad enough when I've driven past our local course (Doncaster) on the way to work a weekend shift and some braying, pissed-up, shiny-suited bellend has tried to get in the car. York races are far worse though - I avoid visiting when they're on.

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3 hours ago
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Getting major Xur vibes from that conductor bloke in the Super Noodles ad.

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4 hours ago

Well you’ve just turned the air Caribbean Blue, so clearly some of that Enya magic stayed with you.

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4 hours ago

Just kidding. I’m not bothered really.

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4 hours ago

Yeah, well, some of us are at work so you can stick your pop music and fun Friday evening up your hoop mate.

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5 hours ago

For those enjoying #totp repeats, most specifically the 1982 episode on BBC4 right now, I urge you to consider my month-by-month guidebook of all things pop during the 1980s. And a LOT happened. #IntoTheGroove is out in hardback and on ebook.

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5 hours ago

I thought you said you’d locked the bloody cupboard!

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22 hours ago

X will damage you. Get off, friends. It’s genuinely an evil place.

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10 hours ago

Oh blimey, they're touring this year an' all. This could get expensive.

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10 hours ago

No, but they're another act I really should. Deeply embedded in my own pop consciousness. I've long been an indolent tit, but I'm waking up to that now!

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10 hours ago

Oh, I do that a lot too. The glorious icing on my own deep, spongy layers of procrastination.

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10 hours ago

Midge Ure's one of the few artists I genuinely regret not having seen live yet. I'm now peering at his current tour schedule and thinking I really should make that happen.

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10 hours ago
A mackerel tabby cat with part-white face and undercroft, dozing on an orange fleece blanket atop an old, well-clawed IKEA footstool.

Nothing better right at this moment than sitting at my desk, plugging away at a layout and hearing this kid's little snores behind me. The fingers of nebulous, nagging worry will find no purchase for a few hours.

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11 hours ago

Quadruple taxes and a pox upon them.

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11 hours ago
Thousand of pets being abandoned in Dubai as owners flee over Iran war…

I expected more from the most shallow, vapid, self absorbed fucks on the planet…

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11 hours ago

There are water company execs wondering if it's a cheap way to zhuzh up our nation's rivers a bit.

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11 hours ago

I'll still watch it. I love all that New Age-y bollocks, me.

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11 hours ago

And that middle one looks like Charlie Mullins.

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11 hours ago

Certainly not bloody Wombles!

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11 hours ago

What fresh hell is this?!?

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1 day ago

Yes, I said it approvingly. I thought that was obvious from the tone of my typing.

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1 day ago

Well this has gotten stratospherically out of hand already.

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1 day ago

Blimey, well spotted!

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1 day ago

Gets my vote.

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1 day ago

Post a great photo of a musician

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1 day ago

*Immediate mental image of the 1981 Zanussi TV ad*

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1 day ago
The shouting woman / white cat meme. She is yelling "LABRADOODLE!", the white cat is saying "POOBRADOR".

Me, arguing with dog owners.

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