Goth dancing at the salsa club

The feeling of relief when you wake up and all of your teeth are exactly where they’re supposed to be

To be so clear, I specifically asked him for his opinions. He thinks Paul would be a power bottom.

Such a joy to get my Beatles obsessed roommate’s opinions on McLennon yaoi

SWORD!! TEN SWORDS!!

Ooh this is a good take

A bad day here is better than a good one somewhere else

Walked 30 blocks to get a chicken sandwich. Being a persistence hunter slaps

Tearing plums off of that tree and shoving as many as possible in my mouth like a madwoman. Even if I don’t finish most, I will taste many.

Screaming crying throwing upppppp

Currently acting as an obstacle for a parkour class

Me: I want to enter the mincemeat lottery a bunch
Also me: physically incapable of not making plans for every single day there’s a show

Short person hack: go to events with a significantly taller friend and let them worry about taking pictures. @mincemeatbway.bsky.social I love you

I’ve never heard anyone but me express this extremely correct opinion before

I want her to do a what’s in my pouch video

Fruit man! I am here for plums and a red pepper. Your opinion on how sexy I am is irrelevant.

Oh this is such a little guy

When I say I’m a friendly person, I mean it in a way where it very possibly could get me murdered.

Apparently I haven’t been using my birb to their fullest potential

It’s so nice that someone gets it! People get so disgusted when I try to talk about them.

Oh man!! I’ve always been a cat person so I think toxoplasma is *fascinating* but also there’s a type of little isopod that eats fish tongues and then takes their place that I think is just the cutest.

Aaa thank you! I’ve found that finding a specific kind of creepy crawly that I can get really into (parasites) helped me significantly.

Unlearning my fear of wasps has actually come in handy several times and also made me feel like a badass

It’s beautiful and it looks like you could bludgeon someone with it, which is always a plus

Michelin guide world tour. Also fund so much art, sometimes with the caveat that they have to let me be in the art.

You deserve the *coolest* friends

There was a diner in south Jordan called Johanna’s that had the best corned beef hash I’ve ever had. They closed after a kitchen explosion.

There will come a day when men no longer want to do nice things for me when because they find me pretty and charming. Until then I’m really enjoying when they do though.

She can be whatever she wants to be

Lmao they cancelled last minute because park police told everyone to leave