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I spent 20 minutes hyping myself up to take my Jeep to the car wash 🙃 got there and got all settled and the damn washing machine broke
25.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yall up? Whatcha doing??
10.01.2025 09:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a great dream last night 🌙 I had two Cadillacs! YALL CANT TELL ME NUFFIN!
05.01.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chile! My old square ass be finding out about what's going on in the skreets. 🤣 They out here going to jail for "half off flights" 😒
Hell naw! I don't want to inbox for details
My son just told me that I'm not funny 😐 Talking about my humor is that of a wine drinking soccer mom 🤔 He don't know real comedy
05.01.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just found out about Doechii
and introduced my daughter to her. This is what she and my granddaughter sends me. It made me so happy 😊
I ordered my baby a pair of sonic shoes and them people done sent me one damn shoe 🤣🤣
05.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's that you say? 😆
01.01.2025 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I went to sleep just knowing I was going to wake up in the new year and dagnabit... its still 2024.
01.01.2025 04:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yall been watching them leopards 🐆 eating faces??? Lort!
31.12.2024 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm about to start this Twilight Zone Marathon and kick in the new year!
31.12.2024 14:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have no idea why I love scary movies so much cause shit like this had my heart beating soo fast! That Damn Christmas Ghost scared 😱 me.
A Christmas Carol 🎄
All of Pennsylvania new York and New Jersey three days ago🤣👏
17.12.2024 15:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
31 here in NC...child
12.12.2024 11:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Independent publicly (tax) supported media is important because somethings should never be for sale
12.12.2024 11:21 — 👍 50 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0I have been calling him Lex too 🤣
12.12.2024 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I purposely ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult 🫣🫢😳 TBH
Sometimes I just don't notice and don't care.
This candy always came with a little lint attached to it
12.12.2024 11:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When people say things I don't agree with I go silent. 😐 I don't like wasting my words. 🙄 I don't care to change their mind. 😑 I love to discuss ideas but to argue for the sake of arguing is not something I am going to do
12.12.2024 11:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 3 yeae old granddaughter acts like an old lady. She got sleepy so I hear her speaking into youtube "Rain" then laid that tablet beside her and going to sleep 😴
12.12.2024 11:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This how my Mercedes used to look after a good detail! Sadie was clean!
12.12.2024 11:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When my husband tries to stay up after I said I’m going to bed!?
Get in here nowwwww! It’s time for bed! 😂
Early morning thoughts..... For a country that has such despair for immigration they sure do worship rich immigrants who come here and take over established businesses
12.12.2024 11:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wake up and watch my husband get ready for work looking just like this 😒 Then I take my ass back to bed.
12.12.2024 11:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I heard he had a racist reason when coming up with the name. Let me see if I can find a credible source 👀
09.12.2024 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This makes me so happy. Don't ask why lol
09.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People say any ol thing 😆
09.12.2024 18:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tubi play too much. I went to bed to Scooby-Doo last night and when I woke up Shootas was on. Scared the shit out of me.
07.12.2024 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
