My kid said my mashed potatoes taste like water during dinner
09.03.2026 02:31 β π 84 π 8 π¬ 5 π 0You see how this was unnecessary????
09.03.2026 00:28 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0My son asked me if the stretch marks on my belly were demon marks.
08.03.2026 22:25 β π 136 π 19 π¬ 9 π 2π€¨
08.03.2026 22:29 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1They are truth tellers and will crush your soul.
08.03.2026 22:21 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0We do a project where my college students write about aerospace stuff and give paper plane instructions for fifth graders and then get fifth graders to comment on them, and the kids do not hold back.
08.03.2026 22:21 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0He was not wrongβ¦ i just didnβt need it at that moment π©
08.03.2026 22:22 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
I tell myself it saves me from having too much ego.
My kid heard me on a client call
Their feedback:
I βrizzβem with my βtismβ
Was that a compliment?
Technically, yes.
Did I need my mild neurodivergence called out by my own child, even for the benefit of destruction of ego?
Absolutely not.
I sure am
08.03.2026 22:16 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not a positive experience
08.03.2026 22:16 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0shut up and play the hits
08.03.2026 22:00 β π 141 π 24 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm not interested in their lack of filter
08.03.2026 22:12 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Jesus
08.03.2026 22:11 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Omg congrats ππππ
08.03.2026 22:11 β π 45 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0We are going up Jay π
08.03.2026 22:10 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I didnβt do anything to him
08.03.2026 22:08 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop judging me
08.03.2026 22:06 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Little boy i just gave you money
08.03.2026 22:03 β π 103 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1Pie is caregiving eye am on my own π
08.03.2026 22:02 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
The
Free
Box
In
The
Menβs
Shelter
I PUT ON WHATEVER I COULD REACH
08.03.2026 21:59 β π 119 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I put on whatever i could reach
08.03.2026 21:58 β π 70 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Am i wearing cowboy boots and jogging pants with a pink button down shirt???
Yes
Do i look crazy????
Yes i do
I did the best i could today
08.03.2026 21:54 β π 85 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I really hurt my back
Like a back shoulder situation
Iβm in so much painβ¦ like real hurt