Bsky Personals

All the evils of the world
Scattered shards across the ground
Pick one up, and blame a girl.
That's what makes the world go round.

Search among the wreck- a pearl
Ringing with a hopeful sound
Still exists, despite the girl.
That's what makes the world go round.

This is a real live ad, not a vintage repost! You can respond by DMing this account quoting ID 0001 and I'll give her your bsky handle. You can send me your own ad via DM if you prefer and I'll put that up too!

This is a real live ad, not a vintage repost! You can respond by DMing this account quoting ID 0002 and I'll give her your bsky handle. You can send me your own ad via DM if you prefer and I'll put that up too!

This isn't a vintage ad- this is a real live personal ad! Send me a DM with the code to respond, and I'll send her your bsky handle so you can get in touch!

This isn't a vintage ad- this is a real live personal ad! Send me a DM with the code to respond, and I'll send her your bsky handle so you can get in touch!

This is not a vintage ad- this is a real, actual live personals ad! Message me with ID 0003 if you want to respond and I'll pass on your details!

Depressed, introverted trans woman and her cat in WA seeking housing with reliable internet in a large LGBTQ+ community home. I’ll pay my share and keep to my own space. Isolation is fine if internet’s good. Skilled in gardening and woodworking, reliable.

ID: 0003

Search for "ID" in my skeets to find live personal ads!

I should call her etc etc

This is a real live ad, not a vintage repost! You can respond by DMing this account quoting ID 0002 and I'll give her your bsky handle. You can send me your own ad via DM if you prefer and I'll put that up too!

Our second ever personal!

This is again a real personal ad you can respond to by DMing me with the ID code 0002, and I'll give your username to Trans Chick.

Well done on putting yourself out there, Trans Chick!

Trans Chick Seeks Good Company
SF East Bay. Short, nerdy trans girl 32. Therapists say: “snarky and funny”; compensates looks. Seeking: sapphics w/wit to hang as friends but open to more. Love: matcha, books, yuri, science, anime, yuri, video games, urbanism, yuri. No Zionists. RimWorld a+
ID: 0002

Heavily inked & pierced NYC riot girrrl looking for butch lover. I love to get messed up, get wild & get off. I need an accomplice. Hey baby, you & me 'til the wheels fall off! WRITE: Box #013

I really hope she found her butch lover

(Vintage personal, reposted from longlostpersonals on Instagram.)

You should send in an ad! They're really fun to write, and it's risk free for you- respondents don't find out who the ad writer is unless the ad writer decides to contact them directly

This is a real live ad, not a vintage repost! You can respond by DMing this account quoting ID 0001 and I'll give her your bsky handle. You can send me your own ad via DM if you prefer and I'll put that up too!

Tall trans femme lesbian 42 WLTM cute lesbians based in the UK Midlands for art dates, good food and deep conversations. Kindness and instruction wins my obedience. Must be ok with a little distance and my parental duties.

ID: 0001

OUR FIRST PERSONAL AD

I'm so proud! If you would like to contact the person who placed the ad, message me "0001" and I'll forward your handle to her. She'll decide if she wants to get in touch!

Also thank you, tall trans femme lesbian 42, for being brave and placing your ad! We're rooting for you!

ooooh that seems like a good idea i hope at least 5 people do that 👀

Also not for nothing but WLTM is excellent use of personal ad lingo!

Short for "would like to meet" in case you've never seen it before

OUR FIRST PERSONAL AD

I'm so proud! If you would like to contact the person who placed the ad, message me "0001" and I'll forward your handle to her. She'll decide if she wants to get in touch!

Also thank you, tall trans femme lesbian 42, for being brave and placing your ad! We're rooting for you!

Tall trans femme lesbian 42 WLTM cute lesbians based in the UK Midlands for art dates, good food and deep conversations. Kindness and instruction wins my obedience. Must be ok with a little distance and my parental duties.

ID: 0001

Waiting with bated breath for our first personal? Speed up the process by submitting a personal ad yourself!

LESBIAN WITCHCRAFT 08 Unusual Lesbian couple with differing genders require a nelly GM or GF for light housekeeping and sensual frolic. Must be witty, appreciate classical music, look good in drag, and desire gender- bending fantasies. We are Wiccans and do the bidding of our Goddess. Want to join our mobile coven? Write! Box SG8007

This one I would genuinely have considered answering

PUNK NOT BUNK Need a man into punk rock for real. I hate all radio shit and major label bands. I love gore movies, John Waters, and toys. Date first, 21+, hairy a+. 9382

I really like how frustrated they sound about radio shit

You know, I ❤️ #Bluesky.

Where else would you get posts like this at 8 am in the feed? ! 😆🤣

Here's how this works:

1. DM me an ad that fits in a skeet -4 characters.

Your ad shouldn't include your user name but should describe you like an old fashioned personals ad. Look through the skeets here for some examples!

I need you to save me 4 characters so I can add a code, is all.

2. I post the ad with a code on

I post the ad for you, adding the code to the end, like so:

"Single trans butch in NYC area seeks cute femme of any kind for cocktails, fisting, and gentle assurance that you're the good kind of slut. Long term arrangement desired. 6628."

Nobody knows it's you!

3. Folks DM me with the code if they're interested

If anyone likes the sound of the ad, they can message me with the code- so a cute femme woman messages me going "hi please send my details to 6628."

They never get to contact you directly.

4. I pass their details on to you- next steps are up to you!

I message you, who placed the ad, with the username and message that the respondent sent to me. It's up to the person who placed the ad to decide if they want to pursue the connexion!

Play safe and have fun!

So in short, the purpose of this account is:

1. DM me an ad that fits in a skeet -4 characters
2. I post the ad with a code on
3. Folks DM me with the code if they're interested
4. I pass their details on to you- next steps are up to you!