Beauty and terror … the thrill and the hurting ….
Many such cases, yes
Israeli leaders keep writing down and publicly announcing, in English, their sinister plans just so everyone can play the morality game on easy mode and yet
people posting on Christmas Eve are sickos, besides me of course
Bg3 is so good. Fuckkkkkk ←thinking about lae’zel
when you see me on stage at a club whatever else you are experiencing you are 100% of the time seeing a man with cool rocks in his pocket
Yeah man this is like my eighth rodeo. I'm just really stupid
I like when I get strident and people come back w/"who are YOU??" bitch I wrote "the cow song" it was on the hound chronicles. uh huh. yeah. now suddenly you got nothin to say
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
From Pelosi's fall this week to McConnell's, the gerontocracy is literally dying to hold onto power
you could make $100,000,000,000,000 if you could figure out how to get Kitchen Water to come out of the bathroom faucet instead of Bathroom Water
They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later
Biden Carried Away By Ants
theonion.com/biden-carrie...
Ain't no party like a semi-colon party becuz a semi-colon party don't stop at least not completely
Semi-colon party all night long!
Say what?
Semi-colon party all night long!!
This is the definition of elitism. You the public don’t decide what the public interest is, we do
Jimmy Fallon, sweating through his suit on New Year’s Eve and constantly looking over his shoulder, in a forced voice: “Wow, look everybody, it’s Taylor Swift, here to perform her new single, ‘Don’t Kill CEOs (That’s Not Cool) feat. Bank of America’!”
I’m only about 60 pages into Absolution by @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social and I’m already worried.
lmao
lol
They airbrushed the shit out of Harvey Weinstein smiling
i’ve been trying to block every gif reply to this post but there are too many to do that efficiently because a big part of the sensibility of bluesky is ‘smug dorkfulness’
lol owned
thank God somebody is here to help
late in the year but top contender for most insane headline of 2024 so far. just absurd nonsense lol
opening and closing and opening social media like a maddened orca slamming myself against the walls of the pool
"blogger" is such an all time bitchy word lol
