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Alex Green

@thealexbgreen.bsky.social

Elementary librarian, cottage baker, cozy gamer, Swemo kid https://linktr.ee/thealexbgreen

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4 photo collage of a dark haired woman a green dress and black glasses in front of Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom, in front of Spaceship Earth at Epcot, in front of the Disney’s Hollywood Studios sign, and posing with Launchpad McQuack at Disney’s Animal Kingdom

4 photo collage of a dark haired woman a green dress and black glasses in front of Cinderella Castle at Magic Kingdom, in front of Spaceship Earth at Epcot, in front of the Disney’s Hollywood Studios sign, and posing with Launchpad McQuack at Disney’s Animal Kingdom

Throwback to the time I did the 4 parks, 1 day challenge in 2018. Maybe it’ll happen again sometime! #wdw #4parks1day

25.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today, my first little love drew his final breath.

I know everyone thinks their dog is the best dog, but I truly believe Archie WAS the best dog. From puppyhood, he was so laid back, and such a gentle, kind soul.

Until we meet at the Rainbow Bridge, my sweet boy ❤️

08.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We spent our wedding night eating Taco Bell in our wedding finery on the hotel bed while watching Good Luck Charlie 😂 Taco Bell is an important component of any marriage.

14.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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He’s always loved Hamilton (he even dressed up as Hamilton for Halloween a few years ago), but I think it might have more meaning for him this year after attending his first protest. We talked about how the ideals are still relevant, you just sub England and King George for MAGA and Trump 😑

04.07.2025 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my students unexpectedly passed away this weekend.

His family needs help with his funeral expenses.

Please share, and keep his family in your thoughts. I had his sister when I first started at my school, and I’ll have his little brother for a few more years.

He didn’t deserve this.

25.06.2025 14:30 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I’m Alex Green, and this is a Green Family…DEEP CUT.

15.06.2025 19:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy to be raising sons with a man who’s not afraid to show his emotions, have empathy and compassion for others, and reject toxic masculinity. They (and the world) will be all the better for it ❤️

We love you @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi Happy Father’s Day! 😘

15.06.2025 18:46 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Exercising his constitutional right is a tantrum?

15.06.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We took this one to his first protest this morning. He absolutely LOVED it, and says protesting is his new favorite thing after watching wrestling with dad. He was already asking about the next protest before the last of the march had even made it back!

#NoKings

15.06.2025 02:02 — 👍 35    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Every time @notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi mentions Sabu, my mind immediately goes to The Song of the Cebú.

Everything goes back to Larry the Cucumber.

24.02.2025 02:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nolie’s basketball coach has a baby (not sure how old, but she seems to be a few months), and he sometimes babywears her during games.

Today, she is strapped to his chest dressed like a basketball, and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

16.02.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, it we did that during library in elementary school.

08.12.2024 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My fave food truck exclusively uses waffles for their sammies. My fave is the Triple M, with Muenster, cheddar spread, and mac and cheese. It’s obviously not the picture of health, but it’s so freaking good.

08.12.2024 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Went to Candles and Queens at Flora Candle Co. last night with my friends Heather and Taylor. We got to pour candles (my first time!) and watch a great drag show put on by some of our best local queens.

I named my candle Sexy Professor’s Tweed Jacket (leather, bourbon, tobacco, vanilla).

07.12.2024 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every year the acting awards ignore my stunning performances as the attentive father in dramas like "Absolutely, I'd Love to Hear About Your New Fortnite Skins"

07.12.2024 00:22 — 👍 6788    🔁 285    💬 182    📌 25

It was a five-tissue session at therapy today. Let go of some anger I didn’t realize I was holding on to.

06.12.2024 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My principal: Decorate and name a snowman, and turn it into me.

Me: Bet.

05.12.2024 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

05.12.2024 01:23 — 👍 45127    🔁 8867    💬 1193    📌 576

He’d rule more if he trimmed the beard and cut his hair.

05.12.2024 03:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eclectic

05.12.2024 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From you, or from Eric?

05.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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