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This is an unbelievable betrayal. After all that and you're giving in for nothing. The people were with you. What a failure of leadership; you are not up for this and for the sake of your country please recognize that. You went to the Oval and begged Biden to step down. Take your own advice.

This is an unbelievable betrayal. After all that and you're giving in for nothing. The people were with you. What a failure of leadership; you are not up for this and for the sake of your country please recognize that. You went to the Oval and begged Biden to step down. Take your own advice.

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Top political centrist strategists understand that just after you win an election that shows people are behind you and in support of the shutdown -just as polls show decreasing negatives for the party- is actually the best time to cave and walk away from the shutdown with nothing at all.

They would have been better with something like Commisar but it's not like the current WaPo audience cares about such an incongruity.

What's funnier is that there were far more generalissimos in the Imperial Russian Army than there were in the Soviet Union, where there was only one. It was, of course, Stalin. That said, it was one of the few titles that he did not like being awarded and didn't call himself that.

The French police were indispensable to the Nazi's kidnapping and murder of French jews. Including children.

How?

We taught the monkey about post-2020 politics and he killed himself.

And you know, everywhere else that's unaffordable.

Take it from me, people will come out of the woodwork to support the fall of a mad king. Sure I took the bloody crown of Richard III's head an crowned myself on the battlefield, but I'm one of those "don't try this shit at home" politicians. But I suppose winning an election is fine too.

Andrew Cuomo has learned his lesson.

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Not anymore.

This was the very best part.

The repudiation of MAGA is great, but the comeuppance granted to loser-talking doomsayers on the left -however near or far from the center they are- is absolutely magical.

Lolololol I haven't enjoyed myself this much since I had two adolescent pretenders murdered after having my Privy Council fake their escape from the Tower. It was very popular!!!!

Of all the Pitchbot posts today, and I know there will be some good ones, this one will be my favorite. 5/5 No notes

Cuomo's campaign was a 4D Nude Underwater Backgammon level masterclass in electioneering.

Old Soviet Joke:

One day Stalin called the NKVD and told Beria that he lost his pipe. Later that night, Stalin called Beria and said don't worry I found my pipe. And Beria said, but Comrade Stalin, we arrested 100 people and 99 confessed! And Stalin said only 99? Continue the investigation!!!

Wynona would have made a much better White Queen.

Cuomo's campaign was a 4D Nude Underwater Backgammon level masterclass in electioneering.

I have never seen a poll that better captures what is wrong with the US. It's an astounding achievement.

It's funny to see the people who spent 2020 assmad about slaver statues be absolutely fine with the desecration of the White House.

My advice? Condemn that abomination. This can never be undone. The next administration needs to start over with a new residence.

Lots to unpack here, but he did unironically call fascists "the hard men of Gondor."

By the by, England -and its best king ever (me)- have dealt with overmighty oligarchs before. I found than an aggressive tax policy along with some time in the Tower adjusts aristocrats' attitudes rather well.

Lots to unpack here, but he did unironically call fascists "the hard men of Gondor."

By the by, England -and its best king ever (me)- have dealt with overmighty oligarchs before. I found than an aggressive tax policy along with some time in the Tower adjusts aristocrats' attitudes rather well.

I am very glad of the outcome. I know what it's like to have Langley misrepresent you. Also no one gives me enough credit for hiding him so well. I mean, not as well as he hid the princes but whatever.

And the top three things are really kind of the same thing.