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This guy wanted other people to notice it, why are you not allowed to notice it?

I actually think it makes a lot of sense for somebody to show up when somebody is lying about them, and trying to ruin them based on that lie, especially if they're claiming that it's because he's a liar. You got caught with your pants down, just go take a hike.

Urine is "well, if somebody is sick… Filial piety is really important" and poop is "but can it really be that important??"

The Matt Damon pilot was obviously the best boyfriend for Liz lemon and also he was correct on the plane during their breakup episode. he was Right

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The difference between a linguist and a normal person is that a normal person thinks that Chomsky should’ve stuck to linguistics and a linguist thinks he shouldn’t have done that either

They say that, and then they order from fucking DoorDash, as if restaurants don't use a lot of oil and salt

Being lazy with your food has gotten cheaper, easier, and higher quality. Food scientists have been doing good work! DoorDash is not the alternative to cooking from scratch, it's the alternative to an entire range of options.

When I set this off, my original point had even been that microwave meals are better than ever! Trader Joe's has quality pasta meals that you literally just eat up in a microwave and they're quite inexpensive. Cook if you can, and if you can't: $3.99:

I was due for a rewatch!

Bringing my wife on the intimacy journey of a lifetime (watching Babylon 5)

Guys, we already know that Democrats show up to special elections and Republicans don't. There's a real shift, but remember Rs go hard with presidentials, ok with midterms, crap at everything else. They're calling it a coalition shift

Oh neat, when the People are in charge it can be resolved kafkastically

They're some of the only unions actually doing what a union is capable of!

This is why I disagree when people say police unions aren’t real unions: they are often extraordinarily effective at securing gains for the workers who are members of them and advancing their interests. Those interests are just often not our interests! We sit on the management side of the table.

yeah i live in portland lmao... very real

Calling for the general strike is totally unserious because it's always the same people who pretty obviously don't want to go to work for any reason anyway

Bari Weiss is a dumb chubby-cheeked whore

I always like the idea of Amazon fresh but they never had one near me

Raaaampssss

The real indefensible position of Woke 1.0 was totally unwarranted deference to the Irish

ahhh because that's Quinn's real name from Blackwood Farm. Totally understand.

I have a very dear family friend who is an anthropologist from an upper-middle-class family and as close to a P.G. Wodehouse character who has ever lived. He once drove the entire length of Italy because he got lost trying to get to the city from Rome's airport.

Gonna flat out admit that I am gorging myself on the schadenfreude of seeing so many of the misery merchant “leftists” who have spent *years* on this site posturing about how righteous they are absolutely lose their shit at Stancil doing actual praxis. So many hit dogs, howling in a chorus.

"i'm lucky, of the hundred people who all easily could've done this job, I'm the one they chose"

If you don't think I consider Weiss a quisling I don't know what to say lol

Did I call this or what?