Sam SG

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare,
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA

Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission:

BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET

I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN

BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE

GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX

Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

Today is Friday in California!

You're the greatest!

🎵Save big latinum at Menard's!🎶

Fox news banner superimposed on soviet broadcast of Swan Lake

"We go live to Fox News"

It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government

So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?

Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.

Look at that smile! 😍

Are we sharing our WIPs here? Making a sweater for my kiddo:

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

a man in a black shirt is kneeling down in a room Alt: Raymond Law dancing during the ending sequence of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

The only Samoan named Joe I will ever acknowledge going forward

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Relevant:

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...

Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds.

"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US.
⚽️🏆

America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌

Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸

Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.

🎼🎵🎶 I'm cabling away... Something something something virgin sea...🎵

I'm a knitter, not a songwriter

Thank you! ❤️

Thank you ❤️

It's called Thistle Thorn, by Lavanya Patricella. I bought the pattern on Etsy