If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare,
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA
Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission:
BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET
I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN
BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE
GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX
Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
Today is Friday in California!
You're the greatest!
🎵Save big latinum at Menard's!🎶
"We go live to Fox News"
So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?
Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.
Look at that smile! 😍
Are we sharing our WIPs here? Making a sweater for my kiddo:
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
Relevant:
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender — theonion.com/nation-could...
Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds.
"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"
This means I now have negative 4 security clearances
The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US.
⚽️🏆
America is clearly not safe to travel to.
🇺🇸 ❌
Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that won… so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
🇲🇽 🇨🇦 v 🇺🇸
Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.
🎼🎵🎶 I'm cabling away... Something something something virgin sea...🎵
I'm a knitter, not a songwriter
Thank you! ❤️
Thank you ❤️
It's called Thistle Thorn, by Lavanya Patricella. I bought the pattern on Etsy
