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@sasg80.bsky.social

MOOPSY. Pro-democracy, anti-racist, pro-choice, pro-union, pro-LGBTQ+, pro-doing better as humans.

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Half assed, a lair's visage shat, whose stare,
And smarmy lip, and smirk of cold command,
Tell that its tech-bro well those prompts were writ
Which yet survive, stamped on this tacky thing,
Intent that formed them & the greed that fed.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
MADE IN CHINA

18.09.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alexei "Red Guardian" Shostokov and Minsk teaming up to do one of Solid Snake's mission:

BOO SAYS YOU ARE NEEDING TO BE QUIET

I AM PUTTING BALLOON ON SKULL FACE MAN

BOO ASKS IF THERE IS GASEOUS SNAKE

GERBIL WOULD LOOK GREAT ON WHEATIES BOX

16.09.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting this out there in the hopes that you'll reshare. This fellow here is running to unseat Mike Johnson, and that's a goal we can all get behind

06.09.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

15.08.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10855    ๐Ÿ” 2551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 486    ๐Ÿ“Œ 207

Today is Friday in California!

15.08.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're the greatest!

15.08.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽตSave big latinum at Menard's!๐ŸŽถ

25.06.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fox news banner superimposed on soviet broadcast of Swan Lake

Fox news banner superimposed on soviet broadcast of Swan Lake

"We go live to Fox News"

05.06.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3740    ๐Ÿ” 443    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government

05.06.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2217    ๐Ÿ” 409    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
05.06.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, who gets to keep Joe Rogan in the divorce?

05.06.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Musk and Trump are a great example of why men are too emotional to lead.

05.06.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2646    ๐Ÿ” 639    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Look at that smile! ๐Ÿ˜

29.05.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Are we sharing our WIPs here? Making a sweater for my kiddo:

23.04.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

23.04.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45691    ๐Ÿ” 11623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 710    ๐Ÿ“Œ 973
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a man in a black shirt is kneeling down in a room Alt: Raymond Law dancing during the ending sequence of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

The only Samoan named Joe I will ever acknowledge going forward

17.04.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORKโ€”Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Relevant:

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender โ€” theonion.com/nation-could...

04.04.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
30.03.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good Lord, we're being governed by Pakleds.

"We will take your country and add it to our country. We will have all the country pieces! We are strong!"

29.03.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

29.03.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45438    ๐Ÿ” 6195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3448    ๐Ÿ“Œ 482

The World Cup in 2026 should definitely be taken away from the US.
โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ†

America is clearly not safe to travel to.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โŒ

Note that it was a joint US-Canada-Mexico bid that wonโ€ฆ so Canada and Mexico have serious leverage here.
๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ v ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Failing that - mass boycott will cost the US more than it earns.

28.03.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8920    ๐Ÿ” 2137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 383    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130
29.03.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ I'm cabling away... Something something something virgin sea...๐ŸŽต

I'm a knitter, not a songwriter

26.03.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! โค๏ธ

15.03.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you โค๏ธ

15.03.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's called Thistle Thorn, by Lavanya Patricella. I bought the pattern on Etsy

15.03.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I do enjoy an interesting pattern

15.03.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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