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Brandie Posey

@brandazzle.bsky.social

Comedian, Podcaster & Record Label Owner. DIY Socialist Ska Kid & 12 Foot Skeleton/Dog Mom. Enjoy the slop, piggies!

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It’s absolutely unfair the amount of emotional labor the Pee Wee doc is going to do for me this weekend.

22.05.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lawyer for Venezuelans deported to El Salvador prison arrested Ruth LΓ³pez held without access to lawyers at secret location accused of β€˜embezzlement’ a decade ago

None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.

19.05.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14868    πŸ” 8792    πŸ’¬ 443    πŸ“Œ 684

Talk me out of taking my printer that has stopped working after less than a year back to Staples & hurling it through the front door.

20.05.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so happy for Katy Perry, finally feeling like a plastic bag drifting through the wind & being awful for the environment.

16.04.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out, "Don't Wake Daddy" but as a gripping indie thriller.

10.04.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the bass player from weezer’s wife isn’t safe from the police then who is?

09.04.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan we don’t know each other, but thank you so much for mentioning the Al Pacino, Dunkaccino from Jack & Jill on this weekβ€˜s Guys episode, I was really dreading the internal debate I was going to have to have with myself on if I wanted to write in about it or not.

10.04.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time to tell the children about duct tape prom dresses.

08.04.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s one of my few genuine regrets!

06.04.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we’re gonna tank the market & everyone’s futures can we at least get the Panera Charged Lemonade back?

06.04.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing everyone should understand is that DOGE has created the least efficient conditions for government I've ever seen.
*The working conditions are chaotic.
*No clear sense of who works there.
*Routine processes have been stopped.
*No planning can take place.
*People are incredibly demoralized.

15.03.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7856    πŸ” 2340    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 138
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Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed.

No one knows why he was detained.

15.03.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 30698    πŸ” 12563    πŸ’¬ 1979    πŸ“Œ 1533

Friday March 14, 2025! 7:10PM on the way to the Troubadour.

15.03.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thursday March 13, 2025. My birthday. 5:41PM.

14.03.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wednesday March 12, 2025. 6:36PM outside of Costco. My least favorite thing at my favorite thing.

13.03.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.

12.03.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6036    πŸ” 1348    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 41

Tuesday, March 11, 2025. 2:00 PM on the way to the vet.

11.03.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Monday, March 10, 2025. Glorious day, not a Cybertruck in sight.

11.03.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Trump Can Deport Mahmoud Khalil, Freedom of Speech Is Dead It’s illegal to deport people for political speech, but that’s exactly what ICE is trying to do to this Palestinian Columbia student.

It’s illegal to deport people for political speech, but that’s exactly what ICE is trying to do to this Palestinian Columbia student. interc.pt/3Dvhxgk

10.03.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

Sunday March 9, 2025. 1:00PM.

09.03.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday March 8, 2025 blessedly 9:45PM on @kellymcinerney’s stories. A great day!

09.03.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday March 7, 2025 1:32PM

07.03.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I try to see how long I can go without seeing a Cybertruck and then I clock the time when one unfortunately finally forces its ghastly site upon me. Today was 11:56 AM.

06.03.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Space Ghost Coast to Coast still.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast still.

In honor of Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast actor George Lowe, who passed away yesterday, here's a little treasure I just discovered.

These are all the surviving rare episodes of C to C from its last seasons 2006-08 on the defunct GameTap.com! Never seen these before!

archive.org/details/sgc2...

05.03.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot tell which is more cursed, Casey Anthony starting a TikTok or Gwen Stefani shilling a lent app.

04.03.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who else was unrepped? Osama bin Laden.

26.02.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ZOOLANDER WHO

21.02.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just glanced over in a parking lot & made eye contact with Jeffrey Epstein

21.02.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On top of everything else, I am seeing way more cars with anime girls on them and it feels related.

20.02.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#notallsilas? #notallsilases? #notallsilasi?

17.02.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0