LOL, amazing. Sometimes the simplest solution really is the best.

New for Shondaland, how to actually say "Yes" to your body. www.shondaland.com/shonda/year-... #bodyacceptance

#writing tip: Don't be afraid to write the kind of first drafts that you'd be humiliated for someone to find on your computer if you were hit by a car before turning in a story.

Walking tip: Look both ways before crossing the street.

Suspect Guilty GIF ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF

Working to finish up a project I started in November. It was a problem for future Laura, but now I'm Future Laura. #rude

I’ve evolved from leaving clothes in the wash for days to leaving clothes in the dryer for days. Never let anyone tell you that personal growth isn’t possible.

Thinking about the time some dude on our high school television show said he wanted to use his segment to out the McDonalds by our school for employing people who came into the country illegally and I screamed at him so loudly the teacher had to break us apart. Laura at seventeen was on to something

The internet has not been this good since covfefe.

How am I supposed to live laugh (my ass off) love while compulsively refreshing this many social media tabs?! #elonmusk

To preserve my dignity I cut the part where I fell out of the the hammock while pretending to be a travel influencer. #travel

::MTV Cribs voice:: Hi I'm Laura, and welcome to my bluesky.

Cannot wait to recycle my old jokes on this new platform until someone calls me out.

I'm weirdly enjoying shouting into the void over here. But if for some reason you felt compelled to follow me, please say hi and tell me who you are so I can feel properly self-conscious while shouting.

Take this Salvador Dalí-inspired road trip through Spain Explore the life and work of the famed surrealist on an immersive trip to the three towns that make up the Dalí Triangle in Spain’s Costa Brava region.

I took a Dali-themed road trip for National Geographic. #travel

Good morning! The debate around “traveler” vs “tourist” doesn’t exist outside of social media! Now go free yourself and plan a trip.

The horrors persist, and so do I—but if they could just not that would be cool too, kthxbye.

Traveling alone and feeling cute. Might raid the mini bar and throw my family into crippling debut. www.instagram.com/p/DKYpMuMRxFe/

For Shondaland: I spoke to @jimmyrox.bsky.social, Emily Anderson, and Sarey Martin Concepción about their mental health journeys. www.shondaland.com/shonda/year-...

Using my free will to google flights to Palau. Using my bank account balance to snap me back to reality.

Would you rather ride in a plane piloted by Nathan Fielder or sit a spaceship with a singing Katy Perry?

Two sex bots! #blessed. Can we make it three before a real live human follows me?

It took 2 seconds on this app for a sex bot to follow me. New social media really be socializing.

Call me ELO because I'm Mr(s) Blue Sky.