Lane Moore🧿🕷️

Every thought I had watching Yellowjackets

Yellowjackets checking out 🍆

this week on Yellowjackets, the girls find P0RN and it’s 1990S P0RN so you know that shit is hilarious, Misty gets all the best lines, Tai continues to unravel and the girls get super horny even though it’s been 3 days. READ IT ALL HERE! lanemoore.substack.com

"what are your plans this summer?"
"forming a thick thighs army where all we do is wear short shorts and look bomb"

Just bonded a make up artist at a store who had really loud makeup that I loved, about how we are in the most bland era. A nude lip nothing bold nothing fun era. She said most people who come in Don't want any color. Don't want anything interesting. And we, extreme color people, hugged at the end.🤘

Ahh thank you so much! I agree!!

I love when people realize this was me on Girls. Dissing Marnie's lack of self-awareness in a clothing store I walked to from my apartment, on a really incredible episode. One of my favorite career highlights so far.🤘

Sometimes what people will pay you to write sucks. Sometimes it's "sell ur trauma for 99 cents," sometimes it's sexist, racist, homophobic. Yes, you need to pay bills but jfc do not view your art solely that way. You will make the worst art. You deserve to make your best art too.

sitting next to someone in a coffee shop who just told a writer "my best writing advice is to find out what people will pay you for and write about that" and now im gonna spend a full hour thinking about how wrong she is and how much capitalism has broken her whole-ass brain.

Hani sent me this video of what he saw when he went to get aid today- Israel backed thieves attacking people and he left with nothing and had to borrow $300 to buy flour instead chuffed.org/project/save...

Sometimes what people will pay you to write sucks. Sometimes it's "sell ur trauma for 99 cents," sometimes it's sexist, racist, homophobic. Yes, you need to pay bills but jfc do not view your art solely that way. You will make the worst art. You deserve to make your best art too.

sitting next to someone in a coffee shop who just told a writer "my best writing advice is to find out what people will pay you for and write about that" and now im gonna spend a full hour thinking about how wrong she is and how much capitalism has broken her whole-ass brain.

I love when people realize this was me on Girls. Dissing Marnie's lack of self-awareness in a clothing store I walked to from my apartment, on a really incredible episode. One of my favorite career highlights so far.🤘

laziness is basically the mayor of sunday. give no fucks today.

laziness is basically the mayor of sunday. give no fucks today.

Just bonded a make up artist at a store who had really loud makeup that I loved, about how we are in the most bland era. A nude lip nothing bold nothing fun era. She said most people who come in Don't want any color. Don't want anything interesting. And we, extreme color people, hugged at the end.🤘

I won't ever leave negative reviews for small businesses that kind of suck, but I will check their reviews six months later and see someone posted about the very thing that happened to me and go "RIGHT?! EXACTLY!" in my room alone.

At this point if I can't cure my ADHD I'm gonna vibe with it. Just gonna sit here with my 4 half-finished drinks, the same to-do list I've had for weeks, flitting from task to task based on whichever one my brain feels like doing at this moment. Classic us. We're hot. Good job.

I won't ever leave negative reviews for small businesses that kind of suck, but I will check their reviews six months later and see someone posted about the very thing that happened to me and go "RIGHT?! EXACTLY!" in my room alone.

At this point if I can't cure my ADHD I'm gonna vibe with it. Just gonna sit here with my 4 half-finished drinks, the same to-do list I've had for weeks, flitting from task to task based on whichever one my brain feels like doing at this moment. Classic us. We're hot. Good job.

Fact!

Same🫡

"what are your plans this summer?"
"forming a thick thighs army where all we do is wear short shorts and look bomb"

Saying people in the USA should just move is insane.

Unpacking the crappy individualism of "well if you don't like what he's doing, just leave the country! it's that easy!' and how wrongheaded, goofy, and impractical that line of thinking is. Listen to it all now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore

Lane Moore and it was romance playing in Brooklyn august 7

BROOKLYN pals oh this is gonna rule so much! We're playing one of the most fun rooms Sleepwalk on August 7, one night only, you don't wanna miss it.🌹

Immaculate vibes, a perfect lineup, and at least 1 of us will be dressed up like a Spice Girl (me, prob me) see you soooon🌸💅🏻🌸 dice.fm/partner/dice...

male stranger smiles at me: wtf are you looking at i will murder you dont touch me
female stranger smiles at me: OMG UR AN ANGEL TY SOOOO MUCH

Saying people in the USA should just move is insane.

Unpacking the crappy individualism of "well if you don't like what he's doing, just leave the country! it's that easy!' and how wrongheaded, goofy, and impractical that line of thinking is. Listen to it all now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore

Blue background with a quote about American apparel toxic ads from lane's podcast

America Apparel ad with a girl with her legs open that says "now open" ugh

American Apparel ads were always creepy and weird to anyone who saw them, but a lot of people ignored that element because hey, American made tshirts! until the allegations started to mount and reveal the seedy underbelly we all saw coming. Listen the deep dive now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore

Reminder you can just start calling yourself hot. It's free and no one can stop you.🤘

Some people will really be like "She's been so rude all the sudden after I treated her like absolute garbage over and over again for a year." And rude will mean, "She started calling me on my actions." Like yes, it's called being over your bullshit, Deborah.

SPOTLIGHT: ‘FINAL GIRL’ FROM LANE MOORE & IT WAS ROMANCE ——————————————————————————————— I first came by Lane Moore years ago in a classic single-woman-in-NYC kinda way: I was hungover in line at a Bed Stuy coffee shop one morning, halfway through a walk…

I wrote a track by track breakdown of all the songs on this new album and we talked about:
1. Writing the perfect song for Hot Girl Revenge🔪
2. Making a record about having hope when everything around you is a nightmare🤡
3. Horror movies🩸
So if you need new music🫡 bandsdobrooklyn.com/2025/07/08/s...

Some people will really be like "She's been so rude all the sudden after I treated her like absolute garbage over and over again for a year." And rude will mean, "She started calling me on my actions." Like yes, it's called being over your bullshit, Deborah.