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Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.

Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.

Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...

Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.

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I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com

Are You Mad At Me? | Lane Moore | Substack An column about pop culture, TV binges, and nostalgia, from award-winning writer, author, and comedian Lane Moore. Click to read "Are You Mad At Me?", by Lane Moore, a Substack publication with thousa...

Also, I forgot you need a space between the link here lol here's the roast Pick Me Barbie from hell deserves lanemoore.substack.com

omg when I came home today I was petting lights and scratching her back and she loved it so much she started HOWLING!!!!!!! Is that a thing???

I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??

There was a woman in my yoga class with no spatial awareness who smelled really weird and had the dirtiest yoga mat I've ever seen and then when I left class, I saw a Tesla in the parking lot and all my money is on that being hers.

Photo of Megan Kelly with White text

Quote from Lane's essay on white background

I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com

The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them

"why wasn't i invited to that? i wouldn't have gone, but i should've been invited." --me all the time

about to rage-write about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because they were 15 years old, wish me “the ability to not fucking explode” while i write it.

mascara is like MEGALASH ULTRA XTREME INTENSE BLACKEST BLACKOUT WITH REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY & TOP SECRET WAND VITALITY PRO like dude chill

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Article about Etsy fake items

I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore

about to rage-write about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because they were 15 years old, wish me “the ability to not fucking explode” while i write it.

The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them

why aren't there craigslist missed connections for people who never leave their house bc like there is no bigger missed connection than that

you're telling me a chappell roaned this?

the best way to take care of yourself while ur sick is to have nonstop panic attacks about everything you have to do when u go back to work

Quote from Lane's podcast on a purple background

Article about Etsy fake items

I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore

Facebook marketplace is a great place to sell your stuff if you want to deal with unbridled fuckery from 30 people for six months, until one day a normal person messages you and buys it and you made $10.

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Me telling suitors I was born in the 1900s.

Ultimate sweater machine

My goal this winter is to become Ultimate Sweater Machine: Deluxe Model.

Ultimate sweater machine

My goal this winter is to become Ultimate Sweater Machine: Deluxe Model.

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Me telling suitors I was born in the 1900s.

Exactly!!! or I would just see "message read" and immediately implode

I have absolutely pitched that to a friend of mine who knows how much I fucking hate this place. I just don't think it would be merely as much fun because these people suck so much??

Facebook marketplace is a great place to sell your stuff if you want to deal with unbridled fuckery from 30 people for six months, until one day a normal person messages you and buys it and you made $10.

Finally, a show worth watching

I don't know who needs to hear this, but *ahem* we officially have enough TV shows and movies about Extremely Rich White People. We've made enough of these. We can stop. It's time to move on. Seriously. Anything but more of this.

there is not a single ex for whom I would not dive into a pile of garbage to avoid running into on the street