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6 months ago

A picture of Jerma edited to have the exposure turned all the way up making his face very bright and hard to discern. There is text on the top that reads “NO EDIT. NO FILTER. JUST NATURAL BEAUTY!!” in all caps with an emoji at the end that is illegible.

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8 months ago

A tweet from Jerma that says “step into my office” accompanied by a picture of him edited to look like a vampire

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9 months ago

Jerma is taking a sip of a soda but his face has been edited with a “handsome” filter. There’s also text over the image meant to be interpreted as an ad. The text reads “Like Jerma? Play a Free Zorn Game that makes you Zerk in 16 seconds!” with text that reads “Skip” in the bottom right corner.

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9 months ago

A tweet that reads “jerma has such a good recognizable character design that u can see him thru a couple pixels image”. quote tweeted is an incredibly blurry picture of jerma

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9 months ago

Jerma with short hair staring at the camera with wide eyes and pursed lips.

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9 months ago

a picture of jerma edited to look like scout from TF2

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10 months ago

a picture comparing different photos of jerma that insinuates he died in 2017 and was replaced with an unknown lookalike.

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10 months ago

a tweet by user poopthrower420 that says “unironically love this picture what the hell did chat have to say to kerma for him to do this” accompanied by a screen shot from the Spider-man movie with Green Goblin where Willem Dafoe chokes an innocent scientist. There is a reply to the tweet by the same user that says “i have just been informed that this is not a jerma bit”

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10 months ago

a tweet by @conrayart that says “the jerma community never ceases to amaze me”. linked in the tweet is a picture, a screenshot of a message sent in a discord server. the message says “I made what is likely the world’s smallest Jerma. He is about 8 μm tall (roughly the diameter of a human red blood cell) and was made using thermal scanning probe lithography on a glass substrate and then plated with gold.” the message also has pictures of the jerma but he is indistinguishable.

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10 months ago

A still frame ofJerma running away from the camera but his butt has been edited to increase significantly in size.

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11 months ago

a close up of jerma holding his hand out. a blue orb of light is emitting from his palm

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11 months ago

a man is giving a thumbs up sign with both hands . ALT: a man is giving a thumbs up sign with both hands .

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1 year ago

A sign posted on a wall with a picture of Jerma staring and grimacing. The sign is titled “Jerma demands you to recycle.” In smaller print on the right side of jerma’s face it reads decendingly “Please recycle”. below that, a picture of a crumpled monster can titled “Cans”. Below that, a picture of a crumpled plastic water bottle titled “Plastic”. Below that, a picture of a stack of printer paper titled “paper”.

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1 year ago

A picture labeled Mii Personality from the game Tomadachi Life. There’s a picture of Jerma in a square next to a Mii character that is supposed to look like him, but does not.

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1 year ago

a picture of a cartoon mouse with Jerma’s face morphed onto it with a text bubble that says “my apolocheese”

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1 year ago

a man in a dark hallway with a hose on the floor ALT: a man in a dark hallway with a hose on the floor

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1 year ago

jerma in a christmas santa hat in a sweater doing the jerma pose. there’s sparkly pink text that says “Sparkle on! It’s Christmas! Don’t forget to be Jolly!”

merry christmas jermites

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1 year ago

a man is eating cereal and screaming skinless corpse reappears for two seconds before vanishing yet again Alt: a man is eating cereal and screaming skinless corpse reappears for two seconds before vanishing yet again

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1 year ago

a man with a beard wearing a grey tank top is giving the middle finger ALT: a man with a beard wearing a grey tank top is giving the middle finger

happy thanksgiving jermites

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1 year ago

a man is standing in front of a door in a room and dancing . ALT: a man is standing in front of a door in a room and dancing .

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1 year ago

a map of the united states labeled “jerma proximity map.” there is a tiny picture of jerma in nevada with a circle of red around it, a bigger circle of orange, a bigger circle of yellow, bigger circle of green, and then the rest of the us is blue. there’s a key in the corner that labels blue as secure, green as illusion of safety, yellow as encounter unlikely, orange as use caution, and red as immediate danger. there’s a second yellow location in the north east that’s labeled jerma’s home town

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1 year ago

a man with a beard is making a funny face while sitting in front of a computer screen . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while sitting in front of a computer screen .

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1 year ago

jerma dressed as a vampire with red text overlayed that reads “sparkle on! it’s the fully moon! don’t forget to avoid garlic and silver!”

Happy Halloweenie Jermites

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1 year ago

a man is standing in front of a door in a room and dancing . Alt: jerma dancing sped up gif

me when i do my little dance

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1 year ago

terrifying concept…..

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1 year ago

a picture of a man with hello kitty ears on his head and the words be the cutest version of yourself always ALT: a picture of a man with hello kitty ears on his head and the words be the cutest version of yourself always

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1 year ago

Jerma Looking Jerma985looking GIF Alt: jerma looking around shiftily

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1 year ago

Jerma Jerma Sus GIF Alt: Jerma turning towards the camera and his expression morphs into an unrealistically large and unsettling smile (it is the Jerma “sus” face)

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1 year ago

Jerma Stare GIF Alt: jerma looking over his shoulder directly at the camera, menacingly

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1 year ago

Jerma is playing 3d pac-man on screen.He’s lined the pac-man character up next to his camera box so he’s smiling and on camera Jerma is making a smile that looks just like pac-man.

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