alexis quasarano

Hard to express just how much of a dream-come-true it was to be asked to write Deadpool. The fact we got to end it on our own terms was just icing on the cake! Big thanks to my wonderful editors Ellie, MR, Mark, and Cy, and an even bigger thanks to all the wonderful fans for supporting our book!

IT WAS AN HONOR 🫡

as a treat

not to be too dramatic but the mcr show last night forever changed me and idk if I'll ever experience anything like that again

my dad once called Tom Lehrer and invited him to a house party because he lived nearby and was listed in the phone book. Tom Lehrer said he would only come if they had a piano. Unfortunately, my dad did not have a piano :(

"I will look at IMDB," said Frog. "No, no! I almost have it," complained Toad. Toad thought a long time.

three replies with different stills from the Beetlejuice animated show

ive been summoned

ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism

cat in the foreground eating while another cat in the background waits to sneak up and eat the food for himself

Jason Momoa sneaking up behind Henry Cavill on the red carpet

same energy

do zombies age or does the virus stop that?

shot from Evangelion of Asuka looking down with judgement text: Pathetic

shot of principal skinner looking down with judgement

choose your fighter

a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom

it's giving

bullying works

suddenly aware of my tongue and now I can’t fall asleep

I love my expensive Balatro game system

sorry in advance for the person ill become when the new season of doctor who starts

Nathan Fielder flying 737 > Tom Cruise plane stunt

get high, order thai 😎

what if I started playing maplestory in the year of 2025

IT WORKED

singing “poop for me” (to the tune of Little Shop of Horror’s “grow for me”) to my cat because neither of us want to deal with laxatives

happy 15th anniversary bb

text message that reads: Congrats! Your script was the horniest thing I’ve read in a public space

wrote a new pilot and received the ideal response

it looks so good!!

cis people: please call your senators today. Please please please. this is so critical. we’re begging you

I hope the next final destination movie has a death by snu snu

This one's called Crimsport the Unprepared. Just takes a single island manna. Creature-Gnome. Crimsport is not ready and so he may not be played at any time. Flavor text reads "Now where did I put those clothes?" -Crimsport The drawing is of a nude gnome looking for his clothes in his little tree home. 1/2

Skeleton Pizza. Two swamp manna. Sorcery. Your opponent gets hurt badly. Flavor text reads "Mama Mia" -Anonymous. The drawing is of a pizza's skeleton on a plate in an Italian restaurant

Stinky. Three uncolored and one forest manna. Creature-Beast. This guy's got trample. When Stinky enters the battlefield your opponent has to apologize to you. Flavor text reads "We hate Stinky" -The President. Drawing is sort of a weird brontosaurus snake kaiju h touch beset upon by helicopters. 4/4

Blessing of the Priest. Eight uncolored manna and one plains manna. Sorcery-Instant. Everybody -including you- loses. The cops are on their way. Flavor text reads "Remind me not to receive his blessing." -Bartolome The Agnostic. Drawing is of a catholic priest putting his hand towards the camera as nefarious white energy flies at you.

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

come on over

if you come over to my place there’s a good chance you’ll be forced to watch kingdom hearts lore videos

big day for me! I got my first night guard and some prescription-grade rosacea cream