Juice Juicester Maximum

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

this was funnier in my head

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

Drifter and venator from deadlock acting like nothing ever happened even though one’s a killer vampire and another a holy priest, drawn over breaking bad meme

Drifter and Venator being assigned as lane buddies

A drawing in Mario Paint of a female Bowser-like character, captioned "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA" The names considered for Bowser by Miyamoto were Yukke and Bibinba, after yukhoe, a Korean raw meat dish and bibimbap, a Korean rice and vegetable dish. The name Miyamoto ended up choosing, Kuppa, is based on gukbap, a Korean beef soup. Source: @FanamelIT, x.com/FanamelT/status/1433922106132156427

A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.

wedding stew 🍲

this is my horse race tests OC, their name is space frog symphony

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

plankton in his sexy plankton voice: then when he's desperate, i'll take 6 or 7 krabby patties and get the krabby patty secret formula! nyeheheheheheh!!!

the bob: kills him

Joker All Vouice Lines

These guys again.

I kept my tamagotchi alive 900 days!!
Just 100 more to go now, I am so close!!!!! 💪🦈

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

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An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy

had a really annoying day so i made it play basketball

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Tifa from FF7 with closed eyes glistening with sweat saying "Gosh, I am SO sweaty, I reeeeally need a shower, guys. I'm just GLISTENING!" below is a panicked Cloud Strife saying TIFA WE'RE TERRORISTS WE NEED TO BLOW UP THIS BUILDING

she's always saying this in remake
#ff7 #ff7r

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@rittzler.bsky.social (creator of Pseudoregalia), has had their Discord and email hacked and is linking to a virus in disguise. If you see anything linking to a game called "Furfall", DO NOT engage with it. It's not made by Rittz and isn't a real game (it's a Remote Access Trojan) DO NOT CLICK IT.