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chump of the week: thrift resellers. Why you gotta go to the thrift store and take the good stuff. Steal from your local community. and then sell it at a premium.

bumper sticker- road rage? i don’t feel like it!

bev said Ken O Lini

The name’s Ken Lima. I work for Boston Baked Beans. And I told my wife I was staying late at the office tonight. But I’d give my left kidney for a date with you!

hot water bottles are analog.

sweet mushroom goddess

put this whole together in 3 days for the 2 min or less fear of festival at lost bag.
I plan on adding more connective tissue and making the story more clear.
but here it is! my first film!

In Justified, Timothy Olyphant’s character says something about how if you run into an asshole first thing in the morning it happens, but if you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole

That’s a wrap on my first shoot! Now that I’m in the cinema business, it’s my business to say things like that!

It’s always right after you throw away your artificial liquid blood that you need it.

Notice that he is talking but not actually saying anything.

Have you seen American History X?

Pharmaceutical companies I believe.

call your mother! (aka me)

Incapacitated lime in bed. Winded and fatigued. Joints aching and severe headache.

I guess so! It is a 2 dose vaccine and costs $250 for each shot. Would I pay $500 not to have shingles again? Or should I spring for two weeks of groceries lol

I wish they would insure Shingrex for people under 50. I’ve had it twice.

Today I walked into work and said, Men just don’t know how to hold a door anymore. Then I talked to my boss about how wonderful Dick Van Dyke is. What’s my age??

One of the perks of being 40. I can finally say, what a nice boy you are! And he doesn’t know if I am being an auntie or coming onto him.

You have such nice face 💋💋💋💋::squeeze his cheeks and smooch:: 💋💋💋

Can’t wait to read this later. Thanks for sharing!

I don’t think I’ve ever observed this love connection!

Maybe I don’t feel seen by them. They get Botox/laser/etc and distance themselves from ugliness feverishly. I wish they would come closer to my reality instead of running from it.

I am a size 3X-22 women’s and I have a thought experiment! For one month, I want all of my thin friends to -only- buy and wear clothes that come in my size. Thinking about them wearing the bland, matronly, colorless, and very expensive clothes, thus knowing my experience makes me feel so seen.

Greek gods honey. And stonington strawberry gogurts. Remember when yoplait used to make that luxurious full fat.

“Dental surgery”

My Dziadzio was on the seventh boat in. He was told to run and not look back.

I’m just going to write all the people selling theirs that it’s more beautiful and fulfilling to give me the piano for a lower price.

“How much for the antidepressants?”

“They're cream eclairs, sir!”

“...How much?”

lol ty for explaining!

What is walnut-shaped?