Kyrie (Keerah The Space Mercenary)

This post was sponsored by Babe saying “Send Tweet” right after I dropped this one-liner

My girlfriend is “Babe” and will continue to be that way. The second she turns into “Baby” I’m dropping her off at the orphanage.

GF and I unironically tapping our burritos together on the “Oooooh” beat of I’m a Believer by Smash Mouth after raving about how I trained her on a reward system in twenty minutes.

@funniename.bsky.social

@funniename.bsky.social

Moon moment. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

Magic 8 Ball but you have two d8s instead of one d20

1st d8:

By the gods
Perhaps a quest
A fool’s errand
In the stars
With a flourish
Not in this realm
Fate’s whisper
Rock and Stone

2nd d8:

Not today
In dreams
When gnomes fly
So it be
Seek the runes
In another realm
Fates decree
If stars align

I too, have failed to clearly not fact check myself before posting some smart-ass remark.

Just a PSA

What’s funny is I immediately knew I was wrong after I fact checked myself only AFTER making my post and seeing a d20 chart.

Just as the masters of the Internet have taught me

Isn’t it a magic 8 ball because it’s a d8

If you got a d20 one though that’s crazy and I need it

I fixed my mentality towards matchmaking queues thanks to @funniename.bsky.social while I was fuming at kids & single guys being goobers in Marvel Rivals

Smash 4 Had it right:
Play for Fun, or for Glory.

I need to treat every single two-way queue system the same from now on and it fixes everything

Why did this call out both @funniename.bsky.social and I so friggan hard.

Do gay Red Pandas count?

There’s a few ideas I have myself now 😅

The caster is thematically sent back in time just before the triggering action is made. The spell weakens the attack for a moment, such as struggling to keep a crocodile off of you. Your ally’s now know what will happen and can try to prevent it.

I would personally houserule that certain effects aren’t attacks. Granted, I don’t know anything about pathfinder, but as long as everyone is having fun I think this is a hilarious challenge your DM likely enjoys.

Homie how has your DM not come up with Super Armor yet? You’re a smash player~💙

In real terms though, it doesn’t specify effects, only the damage of the attack. So basically you’re immune to pain for 6 seconds. You must have some very powerful influence on the game or hilarious plot stuff 😼

Day one of being 27…

Finally waited long enough... today is @keerahsm.bsky.social's birthday and for the last few weeks ive been working on her gift

I bought a Wii Les Paul on eBay, bought a revival kit from RCM to completely swap the internals and then painted the guitar to be themed off her sona

End product is great

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

As a beginner Rock Band 4 Guitarist, I’m both equally parts proud, and incredibly pissed 🙂‍↔️

Peek Best Drummer Girl new PB also.

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So it’s a good use case then. Thanks @rhythmbastard.bsky.social~💙

I should’ve figured when I checked the Linktree 🙂‍↕️

Thank you though~💙

What platform will you be streaming on?

I’m one of those girls from MFF!

Finally, it's my 1,000 Follower Giveaway!

To Enter:
-Follow
-RT

To win:
-All Patreon songs
-Bandcamp Codes for every album
-1 Custom Art Piece

I'll pick a winner on the 25th of January!

Hey Yu-Gi-Oh! Players:

Does this card have any value? Cause Best Drummer Girl and I are using it for our weed 😜

We got Klondike Bar’d

If you know, you know.

Dude who rear-ended me was driving a 2024 model vehicle and I just got my car in June.

Like shiiiiiit, both our brand new cars got hit.

Best Drummer Girl and I discovered that breakneck speed on Rock Band 4 unironically makes tracks easier.

Even if the track moves faster, the note timing is the same. Therefore it has less notes on the screen. It’s less overwhelming for the ADHD and spaces out fast notes making easier to read.

When you convert your Rock Band girlfriend into a furry and she does this after getting home from her first con (Midwest Fur Fest)