Allan Murphy

Allan Murphy

@cullenskink.bsky.social

I live in the burnt out crater of the anarchist jurisdiction of Seattle. You are just one bun. Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I don't think that kindness is a weakness. Tinseltown was always in the rain. I enjoy pendantry in all its forms. Get off my la

1,569 Followers 1,580 Following 9,898 Posts Joined Jun 2023
1 day ago

It doesn't list creatine and hair gel, so I am guessing that is hidden in some other accounting somewhere.

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1 day ago

Carol is doing better than people 50 years younger than her

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1 day ago

Aristocracy is fucking nonsense.

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1 day ago

Did I remember right that you grew up in Scotland Duncan - fine strain of anti-authoritarian, anti-royalty, pro-"wur all jist the same aye" there.

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1 day ago

Sacred geometry

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1 day ago

Well, sure he is - that was partly my dumb joke, that he is asking a favour.
But the point stands, the timeline suggests someone who is not going to feel any obligation to grant favours or obey orders, right?
Or am I missing something important.

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1 day ago

Timeline:
1953: US overthrows legit Iranian government
1980-88: US supports Iraq in Iran-Iraq war
1988: Naval and air strikes on Iran
2020: Sulemani assassinated in Tehran
2024: US bombs Iran
2026: US bombs Iran, kills Khamenei's father, wife and child
2026: Trump: "uh can I ask favor real quick"

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1 day ago

"You are doing war tactics Pete didn't think of and have invented a straight which is ILLEGAL. You need to STOP, it's very unfair, nobody has been treated more unfairly than YOURS TRULY in terms of WAR, which it is not"

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2 days ago

I recently had the hand over moment - at a local museum of tanks and planes, my kids (one in particular) now tell me the variants and models, not vice versa.

An important dad moment, along with 'floor is lava' and 'if you love it so much why don't you marry it'

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2 days ago

These people are just discovering:
- there’s a strait
- a lot of oil goes through it
- Iran can control it
- Hormuz is not to do with trans kids
- Iran make drones
- For Russia?!??!? Who knew
- they might have a lot of them because they are cheap

That’s fine, this is all fine

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2 days ago

And Iran have how many - four, maybe five?

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2 days ago

This was so good

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3 days ago

No, never - Trump was offended he lost a court case in Scotland over putting a turbine farm in the sea off his precious golf course, and will never change his mind now.

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3 days ago

Birb nitpicking surplus to requirements

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3 days ago

Full marks for alternate usage of halcyon

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3 days ago

Or being garrulous? In cars.

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3 days ago

The guy who destroyed her consumer financial protection bureau? Uh… sure 😳

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5 days ago

Despite my obvious disadvantage, trying not to be Alan

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5 days ago

People said energy security and our president said… well we know what he said.

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5 days ago

Don’t follow Tate’s ‘oeuvre’ - does he mean The Matrix by the Wachowski sisters 😂😂

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5 days ago

There is a Twatt island off Orkney. Tell me it’s not that

(Awesome present!)

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5 days ago

Speaking as an Allan who enjoys some morose, I approve

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5 days ago

Actually he genuinely looks like he is on an exciting adventure (he is).
Tell us if he likes his new place!

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5 days ago

This is the best, well done. My boy Gunnar is a rescue and he is the best human.

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5 days ago

Media literacy on the right is extremely poor.

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5 days ago

The classic ‘hey guys my password isn’t working… guys? Guys?’

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5 days ago

I dunno man. I’ve worked at several places where people were moved to ‘special projects’ then the project quietly canned

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6 days ago

Oh Kristi - we hardly knew ya*

* and didn’t wanna

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6 days ago

Didn’t they heavily reduce / repurpose those departments 🙄

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6 days ago

Wow, I didn’t think it’d be THIS soon

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