Allan Murphy

I hope you saw the Marc Rober youtube movie where he put a painting of the highway across the highway, and a Tesla drove into/through it at full speed :-O

Hormedy

Anyone of a 'certain age' watched The A-Team and know that with a clipboard, a hard hat and a friendly smile, you can get almost anything.

Often a helicopter for an insane-but-in-a-cuddly-way pilot.

I do, but at the same time, me remembering is perhaps an indicator

<shakes head, looks out of window>

<hums Bette Davis Eyes riff>

porn is a legitimate security sideband attack vector

You cannot do it to yourself, but I can:
BSKY'S PREMIER TROUBADOUR
THIS IS THE BEST
I ALWAYS ENJOY YOUR TALL HAIR MORE THAN I EXPECT, AND I DO EXPECT
I HAVE SPOKEN

This is the contents of C:/Temp/Malarkey on Joe Biden's home computer

<chanting begins>
STORY STORY STORY

My 12yo history kid: Dad, what would have happened if the British Empire got to the moon?

Me, FACT DAD:<waffle about Babbage, empire, 50s UK rocket program etc>

History kid: No, they would have put it in the British Museum

DAMN

Who will, without a moment's hesitation, under-bus her

I'm waiting for the 'company with no website' to turn out to be 'Lorey Cewandowski Enterprises' and all hell to break loose.

I truly love it 😍
I pray one day I might come up with something as clever as this - or Naina's response.

A GameCube coding joke, in the SNL Iran cold open?

German Town Uses Neo-Nazi March For Its Benefit Since residents couldn't stop the annual march, officials had it sponsored. For every mile the Nazis marched, companies donated to a support group for neo-Nazis who want out.

Brilliant, it is this on an individual scale!

Thank you for posting!

In the opening act, we did see the copy of it on the table, and one character referred to it obliquely. Which does make it Chekhov's Chekhov's Uncle Vanya.

My favourite "joke" when out with friends and they say 'oh are your kids with their mom this weekend' is to nod absently then widen my eyes and go 'oh SHIT'

Can I sign up to be a very silly high energy dog, it is a lot better than whatever _this_ is

Garth Marenghi is saying "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they're read"

Super Mario World font on a starfield background reads: Bela Lugosi's dead Bela Lugosi's dead Undead undead undead Undead undead undead

I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden started this war in his term and also ate turned all the Patriot missile batteries woke, and demanded Americans evacuate about 20 Middle East countries. It wouldn't have happened on DJT's watch, let him tell you.

So using our patented Trump SeeBackroScope™ this means:

- very low on missile defence supplies
- someone realized Iran has been mass manufacturing Shahed drones for Russia, so maybe has 'lots'
- these two things combine poorly

All of a sudden, newsflash

"We have always been at war with Israel, along with our close ally Iran we launched pre-empt....

I'm a random middle aged dad who works in software, and I am able to assemble the coherent thought "Iran has been mass producing Shahed drones for Russia, maybe that's like, something to bear in mind".

WTF

Yeah you have to put ’tRump and Felon Musk’. About 12 years now but sooner or later he’ll collapse under the strain

Trump warns of longer Iran war as Riyadh, Beirut hit — AFP News US President Donald Trump warned that his attack on Iran could extend longer than a month, as the war spread Tuesday with Israel bombarding Lebanon and Tehran targeting US allies in the Gulf, includin...

Longer, like a forever war, then.

They seem to think removing the head of a regime remotely is the same as regime change and installing a happy modern democracy 🤷‍♂️

If you did, though, a Power Bottom logo is just some lightning away, surely

I forced my 12yo kids to watch Airplane - because it was pure dad joke torture for them, and I am a cruel authoritarian father.

When it came to the 'land the plane, water flowing down Ted Striker's face' one kid said "I KNOW THAT GIF"

:-D

Do they envision it because militias in the US also envision it (also fancifully)