That damn squirrel!
we are losing so much talent, progress, and hope for no good reason www.vox.com/future-perfe...
... One of their favorite historical figures of all time, Ronald Reagan, died of fucking Alzheimer's!!
I guess it doesn't matter since it's too late for him?! These freaking people.
Eh, why should we research Alzheimer's, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease? It's not like these issues could ever possibly affect me, personally, because I, like every Republican, have no conception of time, probability, or cause and effect, I exist in a void filled solely by malicious urges.
The elementary school crossing guards broke into a spontaneous “Ewwww!!” when a Cybertruck drove by. It’s so over. For Elon, but also for me, as they followed up their assertion that it’s a “Car for old men” with a quickly-blurted “No offense.”
Why did I think this was a creepypasta image at first?
Are you comfortable sharing a link?
This is a hilarious insult XD
I have this terrible tendency to finish like 90% of a story and then give up and one such story is a non-fanfic hanahaki story told from the POV of an aunt trying to convince her niece to have surgery to remove the flowers.
I'm losing it fellas.
Wired does what the Washington Post won't.
I misread the name as Jim Carrey and was very concerned for a second.
Remembering this legend
A guy rammed his car through a door at Detroit’s largest synagogue and got out with a gun and was shot by security before he could massacre everyone inside.
And yes all synagogues that can afford it have security. And yes it’s exactly because of situations like this that they do.
I like printed jeans but you will pry my high and mid-rise waistbands from my cold dead hands. We're not doing low-rise again, I forbid it.
I have no words. This guy just admitting they didn't do anything close to their goal but having the audacity to be arrogant about it
AN ELEPHANT.
8% of Americans think they can take an ELEPHANT.
"If you don't understand how human consciousness works, you can't say AI isn't conscious" is absolutely no less stupid an argument than "If you don't understand how the human respiratory system works, you can't say my dad *hasn't* stolen my nose".
Please read books on your own. Learn on your own. Do not let them steal your cognition from you!
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs
That's why I'm rooting for the blood clot.
Not that Vance will be much better, especially domestically, but I would no longer have the vague thought "Is Trump going to launch nukes today?"
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
This map looks like what a cartographer would have nightmares about while running a 105 degree fever.
Even setting aside the ludicrous number of trucks needed and the fact there is no road ... Yeah I am sure the drones and planes could not go slightly out of their way to bomb the trucks too
My childhood eye doctor was the opposite. His name was Seymour, just really one in the books for nomitive determinism
I don't think it's good that the president is threatening the Iranian men's national soccer team with violence, tbh.
Given the Trail of Tears I would have put him at #1 or #2 behind Bush but Trump is working on taking that accomplishment too with all the ICE "enforcement"
Right?!
Before Bluesky I just went without for a year or so and like ... I didn't die. I was on Twitter way too much and am probably on BSKY too much now, but I was able to leave and not die.
You can just leave Twitter I promise.
