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@dextrorphan.bsky.social

20 | she/her | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago

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seis siete

14.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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like clockwork

14.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its genuinely so sad that all the replies to these findings on other platforms are only talking about his birth defect and not the groundbreaking discovery. luckily it's pretty normal over here

29.01.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

29.01.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

29.01.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for this!! im gonna use the idea of this method to make moving backgrounds for my music videos

23.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

indomie tastes so fucking good how have i missed out on this for my whole life

22.01.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao they always cry about their feelings getting hurt by the meanie leftists

19.01.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if there isnt a demo with a reasonable amount of the games content available im pirating it. only exception is if they went out of their way to make a native linux port, then im supporting them.

19.01.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk what this said but judging by the reaction image it was prob a really bad take

19.01.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought this said "i dont need any more dad skirts"

19.01.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YIAY'ing my films to this one

18.01.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

performative male psychic call that man clairovoyant

16.01.2026 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lil peep dying is like 9/11 for white millennial women with dreads

15.01.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing next to a man in a suit . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a man in a suit .

its a little version of me alan. i want you to have it (i cant find the original gif)

13.01.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

song so good im giving my desk backshots to the beat

13.01.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn be prepared cause they aint gonna stop blowing up ur email

13.01.2026 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mind u i havent had a spotify subscription for 2 year atp, idk why they think they're getting me back

13.01.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spotify emails me like a parasocial twitch viewer

13.01.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a skeleton is running on a black background in a loop ALT: a skeleton is running on a black background in a loop

im so hungry i could eat a- wait did yall see that?

13.01.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why did i spell beef like that

12.01.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the biggest beaf steak

12.01.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of my moots is like this and he's my GOAT if nobody got me ik he got me

12.01.2026 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy who gets his political news from a betting app

10.01.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have what it takes to be the best? *cut to men trudging through mud slightly homoerotically* Anybody can do their part whether you're on the field, *generic war footage where nothings rlly happening* or you're a masterful strategist *cut to NCIS-style hacker room*. Join today

10.01.2026 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ig ik what im spending my first paycheck on (im not getting the job till the end of january cause i have to pass a drug test :( )

09.01.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wish i had a job cause $90 for a rendered full body is such a good price

09.01.2026 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no cause tell me why i look into the gate program and all of a sudden my phone is giving me low battery notifications every 3 minutes and its slower than its ever been even at 1%

08.01.2026 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reaper is even more free its like the winrar of DAWS. u cant even export in the free version of FL (cracking doesn't count cause you're guaranteed to get RATed cause of how saturated the cracked FL builds market is.)

07.01.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after buying all this they will fr look at you with a straight face telling you FL and Ableton are too expensive and Reaper is for broke ppl ๐Ÿ™„

07.01.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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