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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

If you’re asking me I’m saying high!

I discovered Janice Hallet this year and now I’m obsessed. She’s unbelievable!

School is wasted on children. Why do I, as an adult, have to pay So much money for classes? I want to sit in a classroom! Like 1-2x a week!

I’ve actually taken the blinders OFF the gift horse and put them on myself so that I can’t look anywhere near its mouth.

This is an amazing list! I especially love Time War, Strange Houses, and All This and More!

It’s time to start thinking about my annual Facebook post.

It's Gift Guide o'clock if anyone is working on their holidays lists for Me Specifically!

I aim to be baffling.

Been getting really into sans serif recently.

It could not matter less but This is the interior monologue of my librarian at Poe:

Oh of COURSE all my favourite British radio comedy writers are dating each other. How silly of me.

[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot

Such a good book!! If you enjoy this one I HIGHLY recommend Emily Tesh’s newest release The Incandescent. It’s blew me away!

I’m thinking about jukebox musicals. Not anything in particular just thinking About them.

I’m not a minimalist by any means but I do believe that my ideal life involves owning a maximum of perhaps 2 pairs of shoes.

This meeting could have been an email, and this email could have been a kiss.

Just me and my comically large cups of tea against the world.

Off to find inner peace at Ralph’s!

Achieving Nirvana! At the Grocery Store.

If there is one thing I will ALWAYS disagree with the Top Chef judges about, it's cheese and fish.

Have these people ever had a tuna melt? Perhaps the perfect meal! If you disagree I will respectfully ask you to Reconsider your life choices.

You're welcome to drop by for a couple hours, or hang around all day. We want to have you, however you come. See you there???

The Retreat — Siobhan O'Loughlin

Next week I have the privilege and the pleasure of helping produce Sweet Little Thing, a one-day retreat for artists and activists in LA by @siobhansolo.bsky.social! We have MANY amazing events planned, 9am-11pm. Tix are PWYW, Saturday, October 4th. www.siobhanoloughlin.com/sweetlittlet...

Obviously the reason is commercialism but that’s certainly never stopped indie artists before.

The difference between “tv” and “movies” is arbitrary and it’s weird that more people aren’t playing around in the in-between space.

I’m going to be vulnerable with you right now: I never understood what’s going on with the Maquis and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

My day started normally but now I’m reading about anchorites?? I did not know about this!!

A screenshot of a text message that reads “Also I’m sorry that I’m like this. I will not be changing 👍”

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*Flamingo Fall intensifies*

We literally saved Chevy’s YOU’RE ALL WELCOME