Mista Kotta 💙 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇺🇲

There should be no amnesty oaths when this is all finished.

We tried that 150 or so years ago, and they have returned.

Sorry, but we need to learn from our history.

Doctors only order tests or procedures when they suspect or are unsure if something is wrong.

A normal person would be asking "Why do they keep making me take these tests?"

Only a mentally ill person would brag about having to take such a test and see it as a positive.

Grandkids trying to get Grandpa to dress up as Gru for Trick or Treating.

Have said no a half dozen times. But secretly, I am planning what to wear when I eventually break down and give in.

Gotta keep up my cool grandpa image even though I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 40 years.

If Fox were around in the 70s, Nixon might have been President until his death.

Grandkids trying to get Grandpa to dress up as Gru for Trick or Treating.

Have said no a half dozen times. But secretly, I am planning what to wear when I eventually break down and give in.

Gotta keep up my cool grandpa image even though I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 40 years.

Preparing my Speaker Johnson responses for Parent-Teacher conferences.

Parent: Why did my child get a C?
Kotta: I was unaware of that, I haven't seen it. I'll have to look into that.

My Cult following parents should be ok with this response, I assume? 🤷‍♂️

China agrees to purchase 25 million metric tons of US soybeans annually, treasury secretary says Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says China has agreed to purchase 25 million metric tons of U.S. soybeans annually as part of an agreement reached by its leaders.

So let me get this straight.

Buying significantly less than they have in previous years is a victory?

apnews.com/article/bess...

Mrs Kotta just found out my employer life insurance policy doubles if I die while an active employee.

This could mean one of 2 things.

1) She's never gonna let me retire.

Or

2) All those Datelines she watches are not for enjoyment but are, in fact, research.

China agrees to purchase 25 million metric tons of US soybeans annually, treasury secretary says Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says China has agreed to purchase 25 million metric tons of U.S. soybeans annually as part of an agreement reached by its leaders.

So let me get this straight.

Buying significantly less than they have in previous years is a victory?

apnews.com/article/bess...

Mrs Kotta just found out my employer life insurance policy doubles if I die while an active employee.

This could mean one of 2 things.

1) She's never gonna let me retire.

Or

2) All those Datelines she watches are not for enjoyment but are, in fact, research.

Doctors only order tests or procedures when they suspect or are unsure if something is wrong.

A normal person would be asking "Why do they keep making me take these tests?"

Only a mentally ill person would brag about having to take such a test and see it as a positive.

Captain Bone Spurs speaking to our troops.

"I'd love to have your job."

You had your chance, coward.

Daddy bailed you out, and a poor person was sent in your place.

Buy a Toyota he told our troops.

America First!

Make it make sense!

We are really at the point of needing a reminder to not tear gas children while they are trick or treating?

Are we great yet?

We are really at the point of needing a reminder to not tear gas children while they are trick or treating?

Are we great yet?

Preparing my Speaker Johnson responses for Parent-Teacher conferences.

Parent: Why did my child get a C?
Kotta: I was unaware of that, I haven't seen it. I'll have to look into that.

My Cult following parents should be ok with this response, I assume? 🤷‍♂️

I'd like to preemptively apologize to Jamaica for the lack of support you will receive after the hurricane.

They will make excuses, but their real reason will be that your skin is the wrong color.

I'm so sorry.

Signed
Americans Who Are Still Decent Humans

Kotta works a job daily and still knows what is going on in the world.

Mike Johnson is currently off of work, but every time he is asked, he doesn't know shit or has just heard it.

What a pathetic human.

Buy a Toyota he told our troops.

America First!

Make it make sense!

ICE was in the parking lot during last night's game at Dodger Stadium.

Great job by the players deciding to play 18 innings to keep them waiting.

At least that's how I'm explaining that wild game. 😀

Kotta works a job daily and still knows what is going on in the world.

Mike Johnson is currently off of work, but every time he is asked, he doesn't know shit or has just heard it.

What a pathetic human.

Captain Bone Spurs speaking to our troops.

"I'd love to have your job."

You had your chance, coward.

Daddy bailed you out, and a poor person was sent in your place.

ICE was in the parking lot during last night's game at Dodger Stadium.

Great job by the players deciding to play 18 innings to keep them waiting.

At least that's how I'm explaining that wild game. 😀

Uhoh, the neighbor boy calls me Uncle Kotta, even though we aren't related.

There goes his chances of ever being Mayor of New York.

This is what they think is a disqualifying Mandani story?

I'd "respect" them more if they just flat out said it was his race. At least they wouldn't be lying.

There should be no amnesty oaths when this is all finished.

We tried that 150 or so years ago, and they have returned.

Sorry, but we need to learn from our history.

I'd like to preemptively apologize to Jamaica for the lack of support you will receive after the hurricane.

They will make excuses, but their real reason will be that your skin is the wrong color.

I'm so sorry.

Signed
Americans Who Are Still Decent Humans

History doesn't remember those who contributed to Hitler's vanity construction projects as heroes.
They are remembered as Nazis.

Food for Argentina but not for Us. America First!

History doesn't remember those who contributed to Hitler's vanity construction projects as heroes.
They are remembered as Nazis.