Nonprehension

TikTok video on r/aliens showing someone shining a laser at an “unidentified” object in the sky

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Video titled: Why Did These Ancient People Abandon Copper?

I’m not sure. But hopefully one day I will learn why

BBC News push notification reading: Why a Canadian amusement park is threatening to euthanise 30 beluga whales

Probably for amusement

getting sloppy drunk and then lecturing all the generals about the need to adopt the "caveman mindset"

This scene from the north wall of Medinet Habu is often used to illustrate the Egyptian campaign against the Sea Peoples, in what has come to be known as the Battle of the Delta

This is the type of stuff I’m up against these days.

This shouldn’t be controversial.

Prospective employer viewing my LinkedIn profile and scrolling past endless Three Stooges reposts

he fixed bread prices :/

In my family we have a similar dish except we top it with melted cheese

The announcement:

Sadly my Italian futurist movement has been co-opted by Teutonic race mongers

@mcuban.bsky.social Can I interest you in a major investment opportunity? I believe it would highly profitable for both of us to resurrect this creature.

looks like it but we’ll need an initial round of seed capital to find out for sure

The potential is limitless. We shouldn’t box ourselves in.

No. It will lead humanity into a new golden age. And also be highly lucrative.

If they were truly hungry they’d already have sent me a report detailing the enormous positive benefits of this powerful beast

guy cramming donuts into his mouth: “The Jews are behind this…”

@pkrugman.bsky.social can you please assess the economic impact of resurrecting this creature?

I think it will be safe and incredibly profitable.

I’m not worried about it at all.

I could easily see this being the case.

Would anyone like to invest in bringing this back? I think it would be a highly profitable creature

Smaug:

Depends. Did they murder these journalists in a woke way?

Good news as there’s a close associate of Jeffery Epstein still at large in DC.

Hopefully they find him.

Day in life of Alan Dershowitz:

11 AM: denied pierogi
1 PM: shouting match with Larry David
4 PM: again denied pierogi
8 PM: go to bed (pierogiless)

“Obviously not real”

Just admit you’re not a real baseball fan.

Tell ‘em.

Did yall hear about Epstein opening his oldest vault to reveal images of his clients? They all Trump every single one.

Sadly Congress lacked the political will to enact door reform after Uvalde