On all levels except physical the strait is open for transit
This happened to a buddy of mine
#TruthNvke
The Asian markets are in turmoil
Big things were happening in the Bronze Age. But we have more metals now. More possibilities.
Historic Will Stancil comp
Sipping on that Unlicensed Christmas Drink
THE RADICAL LEFT is eating Crispy Halloumi With Tomatoes and White Beans
Be nice to the airport restaurant workers. They aren’t being paid due to the government shutdown :(
Relaxed. Thoughtful.
Feels like tax day comes nearly every year now
I cannot wait to root for my favorite football team, the New England Patriots.
Super Bowl winner was revealed to me in a dream last night, as happens annually for me.
It’s definitely NOT one of the teams you are expecting to win.
Free Don Lemon School Walkout (implausibly real)
File under “tricked by Vikings”
I’m Tony Donkeykong and this is CBS Slosh Tank
I only just sat down. How did they get this to press so fast?
Sad that many have forgotten the wisdom of the ancients
If you capture the president you become the president. I don’t understand what’s so hard to get about this.
Let this be a lesson to the villains of the world. Never, ever, ever conspire to possess machine guns.
I hate spending time in the Target skincare aisle. It’s the one place in the world where women can feel safe and I’m intruding on their space.
(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs
This is just how experts watch TV
this would certainly be out of character for the normally sober-minded and reasonable Pete Hegseth
HODA: Challenging the New York machine is President James A. Garfield from the hit Netflix series “Death By Lightning.”
GUTHRIE: At 40 feet tall, this champion of civil service reform brings a smile to children across America.
Sorry folks, he’s absolutely right to say it
BREAKING: Pentagon to drive 150 MPH at a fake tunnel painted on a wall.
