Lena Lane

That moment when you go to the bathroom and look down into your underpants and go Oooooh THAT'S why I've been barely hanging on by a thread this entire fucking week! 🩸

I'm stress-maxxing. I'm losing sleep pilled. I'm in my fuck fuck fuck era

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Got interviewed on a local small town radio program this morning!

Age verification? I know how to lock a floppy disk.

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Me trying to walk today:

Climbed the big 'un!

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Looking at myself in the mirror:
"DAMN I look good."

Looking at myself in a photo:

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Some stand-outs:
- Mr Terrific
- Badass Lois
- Nathan Fillion having too much fun
- The heart and humanity of it all
- PUNK ROCK

It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻 #Superman    #SupermanMovie

Nothing to see here! 🤣
#Superman

worth it

New Superman movie was a lot of fun and I would die for that dog.

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She's afraid of spiders but cool with bats, I'm uncomfortable with anything swooping but cool with the creepy crawlies, so between us we have Halloween covered!

when you think you're hot shit with your gym routine and your lumber axe but then a bat gets into your house late at night and you freak out and your high femme goth gf has to come over in her mumu and chase it out with a broom while you hide in a corner 😭

Love Chinese, against Xi.
Love Koreans, against Kim.
Love Iranians, against Khamenei.
Love Israelis, against Netanyahu.
The people are not their government.

My biceps are pumped full of regret

Me, leaving the gym: "DAMN, I should push my workouts hard like that more often!"

Me, the next day, unable to lift a pot of coffee with my sad noodle arms: "oh god whyyyy did I do this to myself"

Stuart Little eventually became an accountant.

Have a great time and pack lots of bug spray!!! (I’m still scratching from backpacking last weekend 😭)

Some front walkway improvements...

An intelligentsia exorcism/catharsis.

His name is Cenret and with his 20 INT he *knows* he's better than all the rest of the plebians here thankyouverymuch. Now please stop screaming and bleeding on his robes.

My level 11 elf wizard, whose personality is atrocious and the party mainly tolerates because fireball is a hell of a spell. 😁

Adventure buddies!

Also, catching sunset and sunrise is always a treat.

The real MVP! 👏

Hiking to the top of a mountain and climbing up a firetower to watch a panorama of fireworks all across NH and Maine lighting up across the horizon like a re-enaction of the end of Avengers: Endgame where everyone shows up through the portals was an admittedly cool as hell way to spend the Fourth.